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[music]
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great, there are such situations when
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you have to choose from two identical
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shitty options and the only thing
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left in such situations is to choose
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both options, which is what the
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heroes from this video did
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Stanislav Vladislavovich breathalyzer
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will you sell the contact device will you
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sell no good then I suggest
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undergo a medical examination
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for intoxication in the city of
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Kaliningrad on the street of Barnaul
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medical institution Gotham my disco
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connection forget to go to the hospital we're going
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to Barnaulskaya don't sing refuse refuse like that
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according to or refuse
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refuse or according to you say you
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refuse the canvas from all of a piece of
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life already definitely refuse or
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agree how confident Stanislav
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Vladislavovich began after the first
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sentence, he gathered all his will into a fist
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and resolutely declared no, I honestly
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even believed him that he was as clean as a sheet of
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paper, but after looking closely I realized that
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no medical examination was needed
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because he was on drugs,
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although he may not be on drugs, [ __ ] and
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yet, how do
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his uncertainties burn out 100 sony along the way,
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two personalities are fighting and 1 does not want to
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give in to the other, and if this is really
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so, then he is clearly mentally
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damaged and the anal is also a psychic
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purusha, don’t listen, maybe the problem here is not
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that he is trying to
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confuse the cop in order to jump off the purge, what if his
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life is all so uncertain and
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he has a similar situation even with his buddies,
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hear a Muslim somewhere
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in Turkey, for example, no 20 long task in a
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brothel there we’ll fly there,
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the truth is they say maybe a girl with a dick can
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get caught, I refuse, although many
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They're having an operation on themselves, so you can actually tell a
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dick from a [ __ ], and by the way, there are
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rumors that Stanislav Vladislavovich
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still can't decide, let's
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all get together and help him together about three, are
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you ready,
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one, two, three vowels were
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known, even if you have an ordinary
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standard work and you can still
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work with enthusiasm and enthusiasm, even
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if you plow in an ordinary
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supermarket, you can turn your
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workday into real art,
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like the dude from this video,
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this is what I understand, any kind of collapse and not of
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course, just like a king got
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settled in the workplace, relaxed,
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as if she had come to visit her grandmother,
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waiting for this cherished post, although on the other
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hand, she lay down and upon arrival, the
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guy wanted to take a little rest, so who
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doesn’t have the right, we are all periodically at
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work a little, this dude Maxim, well, why the
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[ __ ] is there to dig and film the battle yes yes,
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wait for me here it was nishtyak thick
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no well, like something [ __ ] up, well done, not only did
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he save such a hopeless moment, but he also played the situation in
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his favor, they say it was intended that such a
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talented goalkeeper loses serves on the
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closer,
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and think about it if he had not it
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would have fallen to the floor, [ __ ] the watermelon to the dicks,
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captured it, can you imagine how bummer the
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analyst’s watermelon insides are and but fortunately
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this did not happen and we can only
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rejoice and I think the watermelon will find
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some way to thank its
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savior on behalf of all melons, I of
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course wanted to thank him
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[music]
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as you and I understood from the previous
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video, sometimes you even need to take a nap at work,
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but the main thing is to do it beautifully
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[applause]
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you’re working, I understand,
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[ __ ] it, she’s so sedative there that she
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worked so hard that she didn’t even
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close her workplaces, it’s not very lustful, even the
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doors and the main thing is that you can’t get through to Daniela, the
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dudes almost glassed along with the bell,
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they [ __ ] her more than once while they woke her up, but
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strangely enough, they managed with grief in half,
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but it turned out to be of no use from this,
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she smiled stupidly away and
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what’s most interesting is that I understand her perfectly well,
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damn Maxson, you’re barely aren't you
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stuck on the couch all day long, are you stuck at all,
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will we work or not I'm not even toast is good because
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where are the fat ladies who [ __ ] you all
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let's go film already well okay okay everyone let's
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go
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in short the aunts are still well-mannered guys
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who were caught who reacted with understanding
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to her quiet than although I think if she came across
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inappropriate individuals, the effect would be the same,
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people are waiting for me, you are here, you know, if
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her working day ends like this, then there’s
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no need to guess how it started, okay, let’s get to
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work, but in general, the most interesting
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moment was when the aunt wanted to start
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[ __ ] for video shooting his nose took
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its toll and she serenely sank
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the situation, but she and naturally here,
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taking away attention in any case through the
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window, in
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short, you can’t exchange the official dealer’s currency for the boys,
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so there’s
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nothing you can do about it and you’ll have to
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get out on your own. It’s
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good that now we have a
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European protocol there is no need to call the cops,
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time is saved, no extra
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traffic jam is formed and, of course,
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such wonderful videos of scientists appear,
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the reason for doing the europe tour is to push
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someone through your attack, well, be siura
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brother
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representing, let's start you feel fine
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you feel normal
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ruble but here either the European protocol he was
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taken away by a woman, he was taught in his mind the phrase
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to give [ __ ] to the euro protocols, mixed up
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in all respects, wrong, stuck
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infinite, suddenly also to be from some kind of
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dick,
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judging by his behavior and stubbornly stoned, that’s
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why all this was rolling around, it
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was a form, or quietly the euro protocol
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was sent out now you'll definitely have to
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call the cops with a camera, despite
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all your adequacy, even
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the taxi driver is very dramatic in his date, he
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barely stuck there, he's there for the whole
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universe, he's freaking out about the reason for the tea, we're
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watching a video here, and why are you flooded, what the [ __ ],
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let's listen to this for now,
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and here That's what I thought, that if
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the Europrotocol is a musical group
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like that and our taxi driver is just hard to drag with it,
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well, be it the Europrotocol before
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the Europrotocol, this track is generally
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[ __ ] up, they hear about the dream, they drove to the Europrotocol
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[music]
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no, well, ladies and gentlemen, thank you
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very much for watching of this episode plus
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one hundred and five hundred nights how can I tell you
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and rejoice if I [ __ ] up put it [ __ ] up
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write in the comments which part of this
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episode you liked the most so you
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can write the time codes
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send them to all your friends say oh
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[ __ ] this piece was not the most liked
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and the most the main thing is not to forget to [ __ ] with the
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stump and turn on notifications on your
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devices so as not to miss anything,
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but it was plus one hundred and five hundred ahead of you there
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is an awesome musical number
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my name is Maxim bye [
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music]
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he
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has
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[music]
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one two three 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 are
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you ready
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one-two-three the trumpet call comes from
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physics and the drum for the push wash off
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exposed it was just 500 ahead of you there is an
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awesome musical number waiting for you my
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name is Maxim has
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n’t filmed it yet until we don’t turn around
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laughing you start this [ __ ] sound and

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