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[music]
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[applause]
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Kind
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evening I thank you for the applause
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let's start our meeting Well I
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I will say the traditional opening words
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first of all, television is being filmed today
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is being filmed by NTV, I confess to you that I am not
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I really like performing on the first two
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channels they are so very pop, but to me
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I don't want to be identified with
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pop music And on NTV we are already talking to each other
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somehow got used to it and of course it’s nice that
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full hall Well, I can’t say anything here
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I can I was warned by many friends
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they say how are you early in the fall Do you want a concert
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give away uh people don't go to the autumn
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concerts they have no money they spent
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At the resorts they bought notebooks for children
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This is what was planned, as I understand it
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the wealthy are sitting in the hall today and
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applaud those who have no money and
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got to this concert so I understand yours
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applause Well, what else do I want?
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intro to say people really
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I love comedy concerts too
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this seems to be a good quality of ours
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in life, humor relieves stress Yes,
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our people live in stress, of course
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I want to relax and relieve stress
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many people get up in the morning to go clean
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no teeth TV
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turn on to start blood circulation
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so that the hall starts up the body And so
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somewhere in this box it burst and burned
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terrorists flood recently in general
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they reported that there was a purulent pimple on the pole
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it's ripening soon
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one piece of news more terrible than the other will burst
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Moscow granny gave a bribe at the savings bank
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so that they give her a pension. How do you like it?
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I like this message from Una is average
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Asia ve opened some more grass
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ended and after these
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messages kind voice announcer you
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watch the program Good Morning This is it
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I like it but you can’t live anymore
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then another advertisement then looks at diapers
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see the world through your eyes
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baby you come to the bathroom
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your face looks like you've eaten foam plastic
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the mirror is already turning away from you
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a friend recently called me and I have a friend
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watches TV I'm practically
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stopped watching TV that is
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I look Well, in some reasonable doses
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homeopathic ones, let’s say it like this
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my friend is an actor famous person with
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ironic and intelligent
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thinking but he has a serious for
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his fault is that he stares all the time
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TV and then calls me and starts
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discuss these problems with me
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it’s impossible he’s always in a bad mood in the morning
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I called recently and says you
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you can't imagine what a terrible show it is
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you saw her in the twelfth year of Earth
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collision with an asteroid avoid this
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impossible and the end of the world awaits us all
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what I immediately told him: don’t worry
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We're not scared about the next year. That's all.
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because at eleven
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Scientists promised that the glacier would melt
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at the North Pole we will all be flooded
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so the twelfth year is nothing
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worry practically Well, we are with him
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decided that in general we are not very good
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Then it’s scary, it’s good that he has feeling
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Yumo my friend because they promise that in
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tenth
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America will start bombing
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Iran she wants Well she Why rolls a barrel
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to Iran America You know she wants
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fill with oil and
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Ucatis introduces a new rule: all incoming
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to the Black Sea
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Is it worth it to talk about the end anyway?
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holy of our everyman they amuse me you
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Do you know when people were on Earth for the first time?
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talked about the end of the world at the beginning of the 19th century
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the cavalry are expanding very much, growing in all
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countries
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uh, a lot of cows are bred for meat and scientists
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they calculated that in about 20 years the whole
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the ground will be covered with manure if this continues
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will
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I really stopped going on
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watch TV because of this
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almost stopped Yes because I don't
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I love it when I'm in a bad mood and
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I want many to follow my advice here
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I come to a company of good people sitting
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you always turn on the TV when you're with someone
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one
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evil world is a much better place
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[music]
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newspapers to stay informed
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events today before the concert are terrible
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Well, well, scoundrel on Scoundrels in these newspapers
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I come into the hall, nice bright people are sitting
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I’m giving you a compliment right now. Yes,
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I really don’t see you, but I feel lighter
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people I was once in the late eighties
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years I said a phrase and I didn’t understand that I
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said and now I understand how I
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intuitively I was right, the instinct worked
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and the phrase was such good people in
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Russia is bigger but the rest are better
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united they are united by television
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newspapers media what
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this is what floats on the surface A
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what's on the surface
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it's not for me to tell you that's why it floats
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we need to enjoy life not according to us
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intimidates both the box and the media
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information Yes specifically Because
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a man in fear he is a slave they can
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you can manage it and then
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After all, our people add more stress
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friend starts calling to discuss it all
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friend, did you hear Ukraine is in NATO and what
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Yes, it’s great if Ukraine joins
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NATO NATO kirdyk I
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[applause]
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Ukraine is not for you
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Georgia will soon tear Ukraine apart
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parts And if at this time she is in
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NATO will be there and NATO will be torn apart
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for parts I would generally slip Ukraine
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NATO is like a time bomb
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with another wound of the same kind with which I
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I also try to watch in doses
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TV, you know I've recently become
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It’s hard to understand what some people are saying there
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I don’t understand people at all, I’m human
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Russian I want to immediately indicate what I have
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I mean, Russian is not for me
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Nationality is Russian
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Any international person
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nationality for me who thinks
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in Russian he is a Russian man
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so when will I speak Russian
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keep in mind that I am pawning this one
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meaning I don't understand the name of the code
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nne for pensioners I took a pencil and
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recorded, the announcer says, He calms you down
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pensioners as a result of innovative
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government action
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diversification
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were that well, they dreamed all their lives about
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one to stabilize the venture capital
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Foundation Where does such Dislike come from in our time
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to my native language to my native speech I don’t know
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the metaphor will be clear or not birch
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birch does not grow on the roots of saxaul
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I read in the article the phrase Well, how can it not
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write down the innovation intention permanently
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postulate
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floor consensus I don’t even know that
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for what word
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grab onto to start unwinding this
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I really want to work as a detective
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understand that I put everything into this
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I want people who are like this
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expressed this way they write to ask one question
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what are you like
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What nationality are you and your mother?
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are you with them too
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Say, mayor of St. Petersburg report
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Vladimi Vladimi already
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otry I would like to go to this process
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see how they monitor the whole city
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this is something from life
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insects they still say everything now
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[music]
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drying but
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sabotage I learned to pronounce for me
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It was harder to learn
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pronounce the name of a volcano in Mexico
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popocatepetl
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diversified, also from St. Petersburg
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successfully reported what degree of cynicism
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successfully completed presentation ready
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remains
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The Romanovs understand that they are carrying the governor
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one city was also pleased
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told a journalist on television
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who interviewed her unfortunately
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We have inadequate rats in our city
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How did an intelligent journalist get caught here?
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he asked a question like what do you have in
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I mean by the word inadequate here
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explained explained they are attacking
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tolerant
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passers-by to be taken to England and held
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a week and return here he will be
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shout out jumbled words This is it
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all my friends parrot what is it
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innovation innovation What is an investment
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attachment What is creative
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creative face control you are such a mug
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I saw this mug control and not
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face control speak
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in Russian
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discount discount Russian
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word Kid root discount miscarriage is one
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root content
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content PR glorify Well, find it
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replacement Find the correct Russian words
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designer Find the Russian word for noodles
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weight it will immediately be clear who you are and what you are
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designer I don't know what you're doing
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right away, specifically for Russians, that’s why
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and and muddy people's minds, you're an image maker
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[ __ ]
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Tyuh
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model in bed Jump is the name
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professions in bed Jump Killer in the subject
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Bale The most offensive thing is that ordinary people
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they think that if it’s like this on television
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they say it's cool and we should too
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Well, can you imagine what happened to me when
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girl on television working
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stated something like this in her company
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me creative grandma she made
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upgrades
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I'm a poor grandpa
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upgrades here on culture spoke
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demanded to hold out the synopsis
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tuning synopsis and such an old woman Well
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promising
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actress of the Soviet period language what am I
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I think language is the soul of a people
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I don’t give a damn about the people’s souls to my soul
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The elite are especially guilty of this today
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self-proclaimed did not appoint themselves
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luxury houses are already being built there
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electricians I like this
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creative plumbers I have poems
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Pushkin's toilet
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read these Erz
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barks are clean now appeared on the doors
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entrance of an elite house is written in our
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Zheka there will be a summit of residents. How do you like it?
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This
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guys like it if you have a summit then
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the village boar is the boyfriend
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Piggy, but the teacher broke all the records
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in one provincial town of Russian
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language this is so symbolic in one of the
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it was the boys birthday and she told him
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we told you after school to everyone
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class shameful says from happy
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bzdi That is, this is not cool to say with
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Happy birthday all over Russia
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the layer of youth has become instead of a wonderful
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delicious word combination freshly squeezed
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juice says
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Fresh Fresh is not freshly squeezed if
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translate this from English literally
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fresh and not
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freshly squeezed but when the businessman came to
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early spring sat down in an expensive restaurant
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the next table at the beginning of spring is important
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I stress and told the waiter to me
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birch
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Fresh birch Fresh he meant
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apparently birch knots
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It's been a long time since I heard this
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upgrades is how to formulate this
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wingless bargaining
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pragmatism throughout Moscow there are signs with
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words freaks freaks wrong
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the word must be in the manner of a foreign language
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words
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ugly The store is called another Mosshoes
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Bookberry store in Crimea Tavri store
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Motors o
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twisting workshop is written on the door
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repaired by Russians
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letters
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dressa store rumi letters name
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written by woo man
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Lingerie Horror is a disco on
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cemetery Masha Palace Mitina Plaza in
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Mitina can Fedka for plasma can we
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on pla store cash registers in
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Moscow fakin
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service
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that is, somehow this second meaning is
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English is leaving this but
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can you imagine what happened to me when
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I saw a children's clothing store ready to go
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I'm parodying myself
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ready for public
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Morozov united Morozovo and
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publication what a fool in our opinion
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country price tag in a hardware store
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the vacuum cleaner is worth writing a price tag
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vacuum cleaner Well that sucks for
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wrote a vacuum cleaner
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dusters and a building materials store
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called Erofey, for Erofey you need
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euro about
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eurol in general what kind of fashion is this all euro
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European-quality renovation Well, okay, what is this?
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European-quality renovation done by Tajiks, you tell me
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you can
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explain what this absurdity is
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at least there were two Jews there
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this is a European-quality renovation, maybe not alone
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Moldovans Tajiks
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European-quality renovation Well, okay, Euro-fashion somehow
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can be understood but euro sex store What
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means than their intimacy from ours
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different there is
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Eurodrive in NATO, Euro salon is made there
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Sala will be
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It’s worth calling your name when leaving Moscow Well
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This is a guard booth This is such a booth
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railroad switchman Well, this is a stall
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and it is written at the top The store is called
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eureka Apparently for short Jews I'm not
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I know, but when the price tag is in the same store
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building materials called
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Erofey under a shovel price tag euro
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shovel What is Euro for Moskvich?
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a shovel is two
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Moldovan and finally a record of records
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before entering a reputable institution
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in Russian letters
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just as huge as the screen and
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the name of the institution is written on the NM
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I read the entrance slowly because it
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impossible to understand really not slowly not
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fast camel textile vim memi dep
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Shirka Shirka, here's to add a face and
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it will be good I understand that these are Turkish
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words recorded in Russian But this is Remind me how
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at the beginning I went on a powerful tour in
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of my life and these tours were in
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Central Asia and here I am at the same airport
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I'm leaving and should arrive in 2 months
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Brezhnev And in Central Asia they recorded
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in our letters what they hear they
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they took the Cyrillic alphabet for writing and I
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somehow I wasn’t ready for this, I’m leaving with
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airport and a poster hangs and it says
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Zhasasyn bzd Leonid Ilyich
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Brezhnev Well, this is Tit, the limit is shirk
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it was the same thing in another republic
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written by Lenin khura Lenin hara Lenin
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Hura
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Hara poor kids our former children
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dreamed of becoming
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astronauts put on a spacesuit by doctors
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Nuclear physicists are now no one
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ask you who I am
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manager, have you seen yourself in the mirror, you're a boar
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V
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pretty girl in pointe shoes for me
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says proudly And I am doing
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promotions I ask her you already
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washes Russian girls to hear this
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My God, these are such ugly words
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One says I’m a recruiter, the second one says
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content provider third and I'm senior
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merchandiser proud so proud proud
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you know the magical characters before
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which the relay did not reach
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The two princes had an interesting argument
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the cooler one is doing the job
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claimed that she was engaged
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Athlone and the other one said and I
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outsourcing until the third one came up and
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put them in their place said and I P
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girl I speak Speak Russian gerla
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Iowa
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A Girl And so you look, just a girl with
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low social standards
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[applause]
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responsibility and how much in our time
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producers
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about more than mice in an unplowed field
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general producer executive
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creative producer I like the main thing
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executive producer somehow
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it means that somewhere there is not
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executive producer What if somewhere
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there is creative means somewhere and not
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there is creativity but no one is above it
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thinks in our time here is a movie without
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It’s not so hot, it’s still with the producers
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we improved this
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Horror I once brought a group of friends
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producer and he's a decent person Well,
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it happened so unexpectedly
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yes, and my friends are such intelligent people
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well read and I feel so uncomfortable with him
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introduce speak producer I speak
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producer but a decent person right away
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I said my friend is an actor
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the intelligent man paused and said: You
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you know a decent producer these days
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sounds like sentimental
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butcher
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But we also have bloggers
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image maker Kalai
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zerych down pin This is whoa I couldn’t stand it
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looked into the dictionary of modern
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I read foreign words in Russian
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remember it says downshifters - this is
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those who do downshifting
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Here
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so they bother the heads of young people, yes I understand
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Where does this desire to call this come from?
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myself there as a merchandiser yes Because
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that from an inferiority complex
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wakes up in the morning so full
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worthless never
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enjoyed chaste
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the brain wakes up and thinks but I don’t
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no hairdressers today
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stylists, name Zverev
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the hairdresser has his lips
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will burst and splash the surroundings
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space I actually want sometime
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I'll be in some company with him
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introduce her to Zverev
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barber for a woman cook in the Urals at
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I was asked who she is
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works she says th
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[music]
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I say if you are a blinker then I am
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Rozhko How many managers?
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in general in our country it really is
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more than engineers in Soviet times
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only Soviet era engineers
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divided by the senior leader simply All
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now just manager city manager Top
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manager event manager manager
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Anmer is it at all
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How should I add for cleaning?
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setter manager is something at all
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canine left bulldog manager dachshund
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manager is now basement managers by
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the attic janitor is no longer a janitor all this
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manager
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trash pick up trash like that
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from which I concluded the manager is not
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this is a profession
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the clinic manager is the one who works in the morning
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reads media
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eats business lunch says Okay
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necessarily Okay so that everyone understands that
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he knows
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English comes to the store speaks
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I need sausages
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Okay, it's okay that I'm with you
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in English
00:23:18
I say this for the youth so that they
00:23:21
understood how the manager was fooling them -
00:23:25
this is the one who believes sang looks
00:23:27
reality show
00:23:28
seduces girls with words leasing under
00:23:31
leasing jokes jokes and in Moscow
00:23:33
on sale in the bookstore on Tverskaya
00:23:36
The book is called How to Pick Up a Manager
00:23:39
that means a manager is practically
00:23:41
venereal
00:23:44
the disease is all I call zombified
00:23:48
a herd of case performers this is this
00:23:52
Mankurts like those of Chiga Zaid Matova
00:23:54
office
00:23:56
plankton Poor children, they have no one to care for
00:23:59
play now played before
00:24:01
really in Cosmonaut in the street
00:24:02
mothers, firefighters, chimney sweeps, Cossacks
00:24:05
put on suits the person had a profession
00:24:08
How to play
00:24:10
manager tells each other what it is
00:24:14
you will do to me I will do to you
00:24:16
get creative And I'll kick you for this, here you go
00:24:19
good
00:24:20
conversation children are very receptive well
00:24:24
why should they be so disfigured by their sunny
00:24:26
Their childhood The fontanel did not close
00:24:29
you paid attention to us badly
00:24:31
Cable TV doesn't work well
00:24:33
The telephone connection began to work. Why
00:24:35
Yes, simply yes, because they settled everywhere
00:24:37
managers with
00:24:41
booger sounding professions A with pro
00:24:43
something They don't know anything
00:24:45
Balzac is confused with
00:24:47
balsam dowel with demobilization pixels with
00:24:52
damn I call them now not managers
00:24:54
And I came up with their name in Russian
00:24:56
professions some punishments
00:25:00
these are the two managers standing in
00:25:03
they're talking to the communications department, I came in
00:25:05
I look at phones and hear one another
00:25:08
says they are both like this from the body series
00:25:11
have no mind
00:25:12
One says I was with my husband
00:25:15
in Paris, you know something doesn't bother me
00:25:19
Eiffel
00:25:21
towers and the second one began to explain this to her
00:25:24
this is so interesting listening it was her second
00:25:27
I admit that I don’t know, she was in Paris
00:25:30
I was surprised it turned out that way
00:25:32
I'm surprised there's only one in Paris
00:25:34
Eiffel
00:25:35
tower is like this If only they could arrange a test for
00:25:40
intelligence the computer would give the answer
00:25:46
I was also pleased with the drywall
00:25:49
also from the series, a holy place is not a bust
00:25:52
there is a model that puts
00:25:56
always a question with the hip, they are not words yet
00:25:59
know how to pronounce She speaks to me
00:26:01
hobby
00:26:02
I mixed up the word I said
00:26:08
[applause]
00:26:13
falaka a whole generation has grown up big
00:26:17
part of the generation generally thinks that Monte
00:26:19
and Capulet is the name of the company that
00:26:21
Spartak is the director of the pencil studio
00:26:23
factories what Chucky is
00:26:26
loser a
00:26:29
and Pushkin died by hand
00:26:33
dentist Many of them are sure that Lenin
00:26:35
didn't approve of the plan
00:26:39
Putin's teachers ask students a question
00:26:43
How much do you have on your calculator?
00:26:46
it turned out to be 400/10 on the calculator
00:26:50
now they count two pech girls
00:26:54
we also talked from the same opera
00:26:57
the other one says on your head you know
00:26:59
something about the ninth wave Looks like it says
00:27:01
I don't know I don't
00:27:04
I read that's why they can't talk
00:27:07
in normal, simple Russian
00:27:09
Russian language You know me like this
00:27:12
I liked the sign at the rental office where the DVD is
00:27:15
are naturally given for rent to young people and
00:27:17
it says sorry but we don't have it
00:27:21
Kina About that
00:27:24
the guy who also played in that
00:27:27
film
00:27:29
this is all
00:27:31
managers
00:27:33
Oh, and one more thing for me, I have only one teacher
00:27:37
said you know it's so so scary
00:27:39
that we were given tests instead of normal ones
00:27:42
examination
00:27:43
correct questions for Western tests
00:27:46
only morons answer because they
00:27:49
know only one answer A person
00:27:51
thinking
00:27:53
large-scale How to respond to these
00:27:55
questions here's another one asked How much
00:27:58
is the number Pi multiplied by 2 he answered
00:28:00
if Pi multiply by 2 it will be
00:28:04
pipi, all this has already passed the test
00:28:10
Kokar people of nuggets on
00:28:14
before our eyes the people are turning into tyrants
00:28:18
such a branch of the American
00:28:22
By the way, there is a new type of people in America
00:28:24
crosswords were invented for young people, but I
00:28:27
I can’t live without America because there’s no other way
00:28:29
I yes I would deceive your expectations that's why
00:28:33
something must be said
00:28:36
Well, in America there are new crossword puzzles
00:28:40
appeared to guess the word
00:28:41
just erase the squares
00:28:43
protective
00:28:47
[applause]
00:28:50
layer and we dive there seriously with our
00:28:54
education is the desire of the Western
00:28:57
education reforms in the country have wavered
00:28:59
tics Now they've already started to hate America and
00:29:04
What Estonian schoolchildren picked up wounded
00:29:07
into a calf and tried for 24 hours
00:29:10
shove it in
00:29:15
birdhouse and in America now many
00:29:17
our journalists work and they
00:29:19
We've seen enough of their programs and decided
00:29:21
kidding do a youth survey they
00:29:23
with such horror they found out that many among
00:29:26
young people in America think that
00:29:28
the Berlin Wall in Israel that Stalin
00:29:30
father
00:29:31
Hitler that a mosque is an animal
00:29:34
zebra and giraffe mix is ​​so cool
00:29:38
that the Indians shot accurately with arrows
00:29:41
optical
00:29:43
with a view that French fries are a type
00:29:46
potatoes that atmospheric pressure
00:29:49
measured in dollars and Leonardo Davin
00:29:52
drew a smile
00:29:57
kanli this is just some kind of thriller Oh
00:30:00
how they love American tourists
00:30:02
all over the world Because traders Because
00:30:04
they can do something like this that no one should know
00:30:07
more cros except Americans When with me
00:30:10
Arab sold to American tourist
00:30:14
Bible with life photos
00:30:19
I was an apostle
00:30:23
happy Aris in Paris
00:30:26
Prie Parisian cuisine and French cuisine
00:30:30
returned to America says well, I was there
00:30:32
tried this French cuisine
00:30:33
McDonald's like
00:30:35
McDonald's Well, it's true we have
00:30:38
peppers that will give ours a head start
00:30:41
came in
00:30:43
Kokar entered the Catholic Cathedral in Rome
00:30:46
And there are these well, like booths
00:30:50
where your sins are forgiven and there is the Padre
00:30:53
I was sitting and this was standing
00:30:56
stood came up says Malraux
00:31:04
[applause]
00:31:06
lungs Listen, in hotels in general
00:31:09
it is impossible to talk in hotels
00:31:11
now Girl it generally feels like you're in
00:31:14
you are in a brothel and not in
00:31:16
hotel toilet cleaners shenge that's them
00:31:20
in Shey
00:31:28
you will pay in cash I know that
00:31:30
this is a cache I know but for me it’s for me
00:31:32
toothache in the heart Of course I say
00:31:34
what kind of porridge I don’t have Niko And I in general
00:31:37
I love making fun of them because
00:31:38
the one who calls himself seriously the receptionist Well
00:31:41
requires someone to make fun of him
00:31:43
I'm on the third floor of the hotel reception
00:31:46
on the First I call and ask this
00:31:50
bottom what bottom I say Well, you're on first
00:31:54
I'm on the third floor so you are
00:31:56
downstairs we are the reception one more I say then
00:32:00
you are a republican zionist goyu yes I am the eldest
00:32:02
receptionist humor is not captured by this
00:32:06
the receptionist is calling me with his brain
00:32:09
The number tells you when you will checkout
00:32:12
I know what checkout is but I can't
00:32:14
I say seriously answer
00:32:17
what does she tell me when it's checkout?
00:32:21
it will be me and
00:32:24
I say I'll finish my suitcases with souls
00:32:30
I will do
00:32:33
swang maybe before that I'll do sty zng
00:32:38
towels I know you're laughing
00:32:40
half are studying
00:32:44
this
00:32:46
but happiness is to be in
00:32:49
Ukrainian hotels there today
00:32:50
five-star hotels appeared but
00:32:53
Ukraine should join NATO and it
00:32:55
teaches English that is, they teach Okay how
00:32:59
talk I've spoken many times
00:33:01
they have a hard time doing it on television
00:33:02
it turns out they succeed Okay then
00:33:04
It's impossible to listen to it
00:33:07
this same one Okay
00:33:10
zhezh But they still look like Americans, well
00:33:13
pictures like this
00:33:15
funny, this is a five star hotel
00:33:17
Palace in Kyiv there is a manager waiting for the elevator
00:33:22
and he should express himself like an American
00:33:24
when an American is in third or
00:33:26
fourth floor waiting for the elevator to arrive
00:33:28
the elevator there people open the doors
00:33:30
The American asks Should he go down?
00:33:31
He is asking
00:33:36
down
00:33:40
here he goes
00:33:43
This elevator looks like American A
00:33:47
in the elevator a normal Donetsk boy
00:33:51
such a sucker in law rides his teeth
00:33:53
[music]
00:33:56
fan tattoo of heels In general And this one is His
00:34:00
asks
00:34:05
Down, I'll arrange a down for you [ __ ]
00:34:10
Now I’m on the side in this situation
00:34:13
The Donetsk boy, by the way, is friends
00:34:17
mine It would seem that everything is bad for the Russian
00:34:20
no language no alive
00:34:23
rizma neno
00:34:26
sweat
00:34:29
thanks to the common people who live
00:34:32
in provincial cities which are not
00:34:34
zaron this Western West and Russian
00:34:38
language We find such advice very interesting
00:34:41
firstly gives the first advice Why should we
00:34:44
Western life is not suitable Yes because
00:34:45
in Russian there are such expressions
00:34:47
which are not found in other languages ​​of the world and these
00:34:50
expressions show us that we
00:34:52
initially others for example Yes
00:34:54
expression that you all
00:34:56
use None of you probably
00:34:58
thought about its meaning Wow
00:35:01
Only Russians exclamation And now
00:35:03
think about it
00:35:05
nothing, that is, we are not created for the world
00:35:08
this expression cannot be consumed
00:35:09
explain to an American how Nothing
00:35:14
to yourself and the interest in the bank you
00:35:18
that we are different, we are not made for the world
00:35:22
consumption we can't be happy
00:35:24
in the world of consumption, the Western world is
00:35:27
world
00:35:28
they speak more businesslike languages
00:35:31
shortened ones get to the headstocks faster
00:35:33
you can start a war faster with their language
00:35:36
we are different, our man is going to cheat
00:35:38
someone gets kidnapped and he's not happy
00:35:41
no italian
00:35:43
he'll steal, he'll be happy for half his life, well
00:35:46
Italians are like that
00:35:57
He will also report those who honestly earned And
00:36:00
then he will be happy Yes we are
00:36:03
other traders create legal
00:36:06
laws And we are still natural only here
00:36:10
there is an expression how we will judge by
00:36:12
by law or by
00:36:15
justice in the world to jail for this
00:36:17
can If you say for such a violation
00:36:21
legal laws and another very
00:36:24
a characteristic moment that
00:36:25
shows that we are really different
00:36:27
look here
00:36:28
our man is happy Yes when he gives
00:36:30
people only find the word happiness in
00:36:32
in Russian from the word complicity of this
00:36:35
not in any language of the world but to do
00:36:38
divide our man when he divides
00:36:41
happy that's why our man loves
00:36:43
gifts what to give he is happy when he
00:36:45
gives and the foreigner receives
00:36:47
that's why foreigners always give rubbish
00:36:49
that's a small thing
00:36:52
Tayur
00:36:56
Uto Canadian donated a city badge
00:36:59
Montreal Thank you very much I'm here for
00:37:03
I was going to this
00:37:05
you and in New York my family gave me
00:37:09
gift version of the New York subway card
00:37:12
this is how stingy you have to be
00:37:15
How could this even come to mind?
00:37:17
release a gift version of the metro plan
00:37:20
this means it’s customary for them to give it, but
00:37:23
I was finished off in Texas by a woman alone on mine
00:37:25
she seriously gave me my birthday
00:37:28
so tense, such brain mesotherapy
00:37:30
rejuvenation of both hemispheres and m she to me
00:37:34
gave me a set of cards for the day
00:37:37
what kind of birth? And I never did this
00:37:41
I'll forget a set of Chilean rodent postcards
00:37:46
highlands
00:37:48
haha she still calls me American
00:37:50
made me admire these
00:37:53
rodents Look what kind of rodent I'm talking about
00:37:56
what kind of rodent
00:37:58
I have never seen such rodents here
00:38:00
Even in the government I say there are no such people
00:38:02
rodents
00:38:03
Well, she didn’t understand this humor again
00:38:07
a woman in new york gave me the most
00:38:09
sacred I keep this and will keep it until
00:38:12
at the end of your days this is the most precious thing you have
00:38:14
Of all the gifts she gave me
00:38:16
autographed photo of your dog
00:38:20
this
00:38:23
dogs on Chelove time can such gifts
00:38:26
affairs
00:38:28
because our happiness is this
00:38:31
that's why we noticed that we've been looking for a gift for a long time
00:38:33
he owes a lot of crap
00:38:39
buy It may be crap, but it's big
00:38:42
must be so that he himself is pleased with him
00:38:46
it doesn’t matter at all, he needs this crap
00:38:48
to whom He gives or not comes he says
00:38:51
Look what I tell you
00:38:53
gave And this is thinking
00:38:56
oh my
00:38:58
another crap
00:39:00
Bring it and not just A with a bow so that
00:39:03
there was happiness in this
00:39:05
[applause]
00:39:08
moment and he already has a barn full of crap
00:39:12
hence the expression I don't give a [ __ ] about here
00:39:16
this is Oh, there's only one thing that saves him
00:39:21
for next year he thinks in secret, I convey
00:39:23
that's all, so we need to write down what from
00:39:25
who got what then
00:39:29
here is the expression Wow, how about it
00:39:32
works like a mantra but we have lost our hearing
00:39:35
comes to this expression in the store
00:39:37
man exclaims Wow and wow
00:39:42
he'll bring it home to himself they think
00:39:45
why the hell did I buy all this why?
00:39:47
I'm already full of this wow
00:39:50
everybody knows
00:39:52
words
00:39:56
languages ​​are behind these words And I really
00:40:00
I wanted to somehow understand, after all
00:40:04
this is to prove that there is something in this
00:40:07
there is a deep meaning in this and you know I
00:40:10
when I went abroad for the first time
00:40:13
tourist trips I tried as a guide
00:40:16
explain some Russian words
00:40:17
it was quite interesting it turned out to be
00:40:18
English can be spoken even by Italian
00:40:20
explain what the word thank you means
00:40:23
I explain to one Italian guide that
00:40:25
thank you in Russian means God save him
00:40:28
I was so delighted, he says it should be
00:40:32
Well how interesting and how Hello I told him
00:40:35
I say hello and this is also something
00:40:37
means Yes, what am I saying? Well this is
00:40:40
wish you good health because it happened
00:40:42
from the Russian word you will be healthy
00:40:44
Hello, be healthy and he says
00:40:47
wow, how interesting, why do you do this?
00:40:49
at the Russian meeting Hello I say
00:40:51
Well, they'll fight anyway
00:40:53
at least at the beginning I wish you good health
00:40:57
he says goodbye I say goodbye
00:41:00
it means forgive me or there I am
00:41:04
Forgive me, and I explained that
00:41:07
Russians always have something for them in the end
00:41:09
ask for forgiveness he was delighted with our
00:41:13
language is true to the word Thank you
00:41:15
I recently reconsidered my attitude
00:41:17
it turned out Thank you - this is a late word
00:41:19
ancient Slavic it came to us
00:41:21
only at the beginning of our era already and this
00:41:24
it turned out that way
00:41:26
psycholinguistic
00:41:27
to the slavery of Slavic man that is
00:41:30
God put you to rest, don't do anything, stay
00:41:32
drunkard, lazy, spat, God, and even you
00:41:35
not I thank I outweighed it on God
00:41:37
will save you And it was a real word
00:41:40
which is better to use in life
00:41:42
thank you thank you The more we will be
00:41:45
thank each other the higher it will be
00:41:48
well-being of society but our people are
00:41:52
brilliant he has one flaw he is not
00:41:53
knows that he
00:41:56
brilliant thought amulet from thank you
00:41:59
which we don’t know is a talisman
00:42:01
Thank you not for
00:42:05
that there are many words in the Russian language
00:42:08
amulets of advice on how to live here you go
00:42:12
I’ll give you another example of a talisman
00:42:14
thrown from all keyboards from all
00:42:17
printing machines throw out the letter e This is
00:42:20
It’s not for nothing that ё is the most powerful vowel
00:42:23
sound in general, the more vowels in the alphabet
00:42:27
the closer people are to nature A
00:42:29
the more consonants the more
00:42:31
city ​​life tends to adhere to
00:42:33
legal laws agree with the laws
00:42:37
and the letter e is the most powerful, that is, y
00:42:40
We are not yet separated from nature, after all,
00:42:44
our man leaving for
00:42:48
yells at nature
00:42:56
amulet
00:42:57
uh this ZM this is not
00:43:01
swear word But really we are different
00:43:03
we have not lost touch with nature Look
00:43:05
the beginning of our films and our American ones
00:43:07
the film begins the edge of the woods path
00:43:11
American
00:43:13
McDonald's oil rig Manhattan
00:43:17
In general, skyscrapers are coffins on the butt
00:43:21
delivered they cannot our fil
00:43:23
watch from the very beginning because when they
00:43:25
see
00:43:26
the edge of their home is not paved
00:43:29
cannon the path is not paved
00:43:34
Yes, we have an ugly connection of nature, but it
00:43:37
only the Russian one is preserved
00:43:40
drink on
00:43:41
no one in the world rides nature as a Dutchman
00:43:44
at home you will drink beer with nuts and that’s all We
00:43:47
we can't soul demands to go to
00:43:51
nature is not just
00:43:56
get drunk
00:43:58
and who else is louder in the den in the hollow
00:44:01
shouts from
00:44:05
energy I watched only 3 minutes
00:44:08
cartoon according to the American program but
00:44:10
only Americans can do it all
00:44:12
believe two bulls talking to each other
00:44:14
friend bull daddy bull son both in
00:44:26
name and we still have a natural connection
00:44:29
preserved This is just our man with
00:44:31
hangover in the human condition
00:44:37
coat can admire
00:44:46
like a bee, like a dewdrop, about a hangover
00:44:51
[applause]
00:44:57
other words about Take care this knowledge is forgotten
00:44:59
they are in the ancestral memory, so I will be there for you
00:45:02
speak And you will immediately feel what it is
00:45:04
true but it's an ancient word and now it's
00:45:06
root k to meant soul from here
00:45:10
repent Repentance and the place where they stood
00:45:13
gods called the temple food for ka and
00:45:16
so what is our word?
00:45:18
bye Go to your heart's content, that's why Russians always
00:45:22
at the end they say bye That is this
00:45:24
wish for you to be protected so that your
00:45:27
mental life also continued
00:45:29
I kiss you so that your energy is intact
00:45:32
so I kiss you while these words are amulets
00:45:35
Have you noticed that a Russian person cannot stay for a long time?
00:45:37
leave the guests
00:45:39
won't say for a long time yet Although already
00:45:43
I drank and I can’t bend over and it’ll spill out
00:45:45
and already two bottles of evil vodka and the hostess
00:45:48
kissed 16 times Well, he won't tell you yet
00:45:51
can't leave but we were coded for
00:45:54
another thing is that it is indecently shortened
00:45:56
call children names And this is for the soul
00:45:59
name Mishka Sashka Lenka this is for
00:46:03
childishness betrays soulfulness in the West
00:46:06
it's not there Tim John Jack Mike it's
00:46:10
Generally canine
00:46:13
nicknames that's why I'm not good There was Sashka
00:46:16
became
00:46:17
Alex Alex and Tams are the same thing
00:46:25
change it too, don't like it, don't like it, don't like it
00:46:29
words gift Divine she doesn't like me
00:46:31
I say take diarrhea, it will be beautiful
00:46:35
Re Ste Panna Well, it was you who laughed and she
00:46:38
I think so
00:46:40
I did but it's really absurd and
00:46:43
just stupidity when Fedka was
00:46:47
Fred was Petka became Peter And
00:46:55
full why so many
00:46:58
unique words having Divine
00:47:01
meaning in Russian Yes because ours
00:47:05
the language did not develop in Wars or in
00:47:07
trade and he developed in nature and lived
00:47:10
our people and therefore in every word there is
00:47:13
such
00:47:14
the meaning of which is not in foreign words
00:47:17
I’ll give a few examples, although I can
00:47:19
bring thousands, but we still have
00:47:20
a concert and not some kind of research
00:47:23
linguistic fate fate court
00:47:27
God's plow plows the onion to apologize to get out
00:47:32
I apologized, I got out of guilt
00:47:35
mighty I can Miracle beast that came out of faith
00:47:40
That's who the beast is, food is
00:47:47
yes trouble without
00:47:51
food Victory after trouble About how with football
00:47:56
there were so many years of trouble
00:47:58
it was and now Victory is by the way in Holland
00:48:02
They're making a film about Hiddink's goose
00:48:05
stranger among
00:48:08
all Russian words have their own
00:48:12
Divine natural meaning duty long
00:48:16
give for free What word is free
00:48:22
freebie
00:48:25
punishable
00:48:27
greedy toad
00:48:31
woman, you say I’m kidding, maybe somewhere
00:48:38
lies condensed proverbs compressed
00:48:40
wisdom time always speed up
00:48:45
life becomes shorter and becomes shorter
00:48:48
elastic Well, for example, they said healthy
00:48:50
you will and then they started talking
00:48:52
Hello, I should have done it sooner
00:48:54
talk and now many people are talking
00:48:55
Hello, another 100 years will pass
00:48:58
They will say Zdra to Ukraine, and we will say ste
00:49:01
and they will argue whose language is no one’s primary
00:49:04
there was one proto-language and the speakers of this
00:49:07
language remained Slavic peoples and
00:49:10
just separated some words went away
00:49:12
to Ukraine, for example, Vlad and the power
00:49:14
Vlad has power for us, they have Duma for us
00:49:16
glad these are different words Duma is thinking
00:49:20
we think, look at the exact word a
00:49:22
they have
00:49:24
she's glad she's happy
00:49:27
these are just different words for us
00:49:29
they have independence, that is,
00:49:32
what we have hanging from them
00:49:35
lies but in fact they are shortened
00:49:38
expressions are another example of which it is unlikely
00:49:40
you were thinking but he is very interesting
00:49:42
In my opinion, what year once
00:49:44
they began to talk as if they were talking when
00:49:47
year then no year never and in
00:49:52
our time the process continues
00:49:53
shortening the word look no longer
00:49:55
say computer youth and Biorhythms
00:49:57
now it's great to speed up they say
00:50:00
computer student student teacher at
00:50:03
under Many people don't even say grandma
00:50:06
They say
00:50:07
Bushka Not today but today oh robots
00:50:12
bots here a young girl to her grandmother
00:50:15
talked about the American film
00:50:17
says bots attacked the earth Grandma
00:50:19
I was so terrified it's so scary
00:50:22
the galoshes were captured
00:50:25
earth and how text messages are sent nowadays I
00:50:29
you love everything, well, there’s no time
00:50:32
a thousand like you
00:50:35
call
00:50:37
not bad
00:50:40
Timo I
00:50:43
schmuck if it goes on like this then Pushkin will too
00:50:45
I will quote like this I remember
00:50:49
that's how the words came about
00:50:53
we are communicating today observe observe
00:50:56
blue
00:50:58
give
00:51:01
Chastity wisdom is intact what what
00:51:04
the word is written in the dictionary
00:51:09
outdated office as if not
00:51:13
me and why I'm not kidding it is true
00:51:18
Sparrow
00:51:20
Sparrow But that's right, Yes, a dove walks
00:51:24
thinking about what to eat bye bye this
00:51:27
walked with the fuselage
00:51:29
with his own chirp-tweet and tweeted everything
00:51:34
xo in every word there is an image of a natural guardian
00:51:41
the watchman keeps order as a watchman
00:51:44
and modern words Oddly enough, very
00:51:46
accurate even modern department you work
00:51:49
in the department
00:51:51
department vacated
00:51:53
practically customs so you can
00:51:58
the truth used to be called Myt washed something
00:52:00
there or laundered I don’t know Oh, which one
00:52:02
Do you know the exact name of the theater?
00:52:05
in Rus'
00:52:06
the word mature is a disgrace and the prosecutor
00:52:09
was called a solicitor, can you imagine in our
00:52:13
It's time for the Solicitor General
00:52:18
so in our words there is always an image
00:52:23
natural such a phenomenon, primordial and
00:52:27
they have an external one
00:52:30
side is always shown in words
00:52:32
especially in the word Bear they are clear
00:52:35
they always guess something outwardly
00:52:38
bear in Russian is a bear
00:52:41
the ancient word is brown, that is, appearance
00:52:43
bear And we know the essence of the bear
00:52:46
What to do with
00:52:48
honey no no Head of honey warehouse
00:52:52
And no, I didn’t mean the president now
00:52:55
I
00:52:57
now, by the way, the Kremlin is a den
00:53:02
Called
00:53:06
I sometimes get asked questions like this
00:53:10
cynical people Why do you need all this nonsense
00:53:12
needed I say first of all no nonsense
00:53:14
first of all it helps me live
00:53:16
listen to the word and perceive it
00:53:18
as advice and you will draw the right conclusion
00:53:21
here is the word difficult everything is false look one
00:53:26
word and what is the exact advice you will lie
00:53:28
it will be difficult for you to live rest from breathing
00:53:32
that is, breathing is calm during
00:53:33
relaxation should be dinner after dinner
00:53:37
I need to eat less food at night, I transfer it
00:53:41
word eat fat
00:53:44
absorb And dinner Food for dinner but we hear
00:53:49
lost to these words and therefore
00:53:51
Russian people are eternally tormented by three
00:53:53
The question is what to do Who is to blame and how
00:53:58
lose weight keep overeating
00:54:02
night negative Well, simply divine
00:54:06
the word from now is spoken negatively
00:54:09
negative makes no sense makes sense
00:54:10
word negative from three departure from
00:54:13
Holy Trinity from Trinity and from Holy
00:54:17
Trinity departure from here the word mood
00:54:20
Us
00:54:22
three but not in that sense you froze so
00:54:27
I wonder what the foreigners were called
00:54:30
the word amulet was they were from overseas
00:54:32
they came and they were called
00:54:36
scumbag is where the word scumbag came from
00:54:38
this negative meaning A word
00:54:43
to know meant those who are at the top those who
00:54:45
the man controls us should have known
00:54:49
to control Bush does not fit in
00:54:51
Russian princes, well, this pepper is rare
00:54:55
I'll tell you honestly about him I can go on for a long time
00:54:57
talk because I'm not there anyway
00:54:58
they let you into America and somehow you do it
00:55:01
he was happy here, oh he was happy here
00:55:04
said I know the life of the common people I'm in
00:55:07
lived in the village with
00:55:11
men are already in the manager's office
00:55:14
good for the tribe
00:55:16
And this also belongs to him Kanli Rice
00:55:19
just like a simple Texas girl
00:55:25
I'm here to unload you now, here's one
00:55:29
of his latest pearls are very recent
00:55:31
Ukraine has finally learned to become
00:55:34
V
00:55:36
I thought about the pose and added it On instructions from NATO
00:55:41
This is good, that is, it is clear that NATO
00:55:44
wants to do with Ukraine Well, about him
00:55:46
arithmetic abilities I have before
00:55:48
understood everything, but then he proved to me that I
00:55:51
right Here is his quote We decided to increase
00:55:53
financing of some company there in two
00:55:56
times from 50 million to
00:56:00
230 Well, there was no calculator at all
00:56:03
in general I have to tell them when I sit down
00:56:06
your favorite US horse - This
00:56:08
wrong
00:56:09
translation United States of America United
00:56:13
means united and connected
00:56:16
Joint is therefore abbreviated not USA but Osha and
00:56:21
and Bush President
00:56:25
Osha
00:56:27
and his last pearl is so that
00:56:29
to cheer you up Well this is wrong
00:56:31
they say when they condemn him all the time
00:56:33
He doesn't understand what he says sometimes
00:56:35
understands and speaks very accurately with us
01:02:49
new word
01:02:52
Moldova bricks are laid by Tajiks and then
01:02:56
philologists will get confused and won’t know
01:02:58
where did this come from by the way now
01:02:59
Moldovans amazing order to China they
01:03:02
now everyone will go there Chinese
01:03:05
wall
01:03:07
plaster even our proverbs
01:03:11
the changes we had were amazing
01:03:14
proverbs that were shortened cut into
01:03:16
stories of a Taoist sage in the Himalayas to me
01:03:18
says why do you come to us for
01:03:19
wisdom if all wisdom came from you
01:03:22
from your territory and he revealed to me
01:03:24
eyes on some
01:03:26
proverbs as they were in the original
01:03:28
our proverb turns out to be when
01:03:30
hit on the right cheek, turn your left but
01:03:33
do not give
01:03:35
hit How accurately and this is long before
01:03:39
Christianity, whoever is old will remember him
01:03:40
everyone knows and there is a continuation of A
01:03:43
whoever is old will forget both eyes
01:03:47
there but we don't have to know because we
01:03:50
shouldn't remember what was good about
01:03:52
Soviet times, hunger is not an aunt, well, nonsense
01:03:54
complete Since childhood I couldn’t understand what it was
01:03:56
means all my aunts are like this
01:03:58
size were What does this have to do with this and there
01:04:01
continuation of hunger is not an aunt but a dear mother
01:04:04
that is, to eat up slaves, don’t know this
01:04:08
wisdom Well, good for our politicians
01:04:12
it would be nice to convey it here in its original form
01:04:14
this proverb is a new broom in a new way
01:04:16
sweeps everyone knows but what a continuation
01:04:20
It’s better for them not to know how it will break
01:04:23
under the bench
01:04:24
it's not lying around for Putin
01:04:28
even Bush called him and asked how he was threatening him
01:04:31
I would also like to get a job as prime minister after
01:04:37
elections and finally the proverb that
01:04:40
again everyone knows But this is the first part
01:04:42
proverbs What for a goat button accordion Well, complete nonsense
01:04:45
and there's a continuation She's already cheerful
01:04:52
we've got ourselves to blame
01:04:56
No one could be blamed for this and executed
01:04:59
those who knew this AF and who they were
01:05:02
witches in charge of the subtle world Western
01:05:05
The world executed women, you know what?
01:05:08
came up with a creepy story that a woman
01:05:11
created from a man's rib This is it
01:05:14
complex of boys during matriarchy
01:05:17
take revenge actually reb
01:05:24
has the essence of the question edge by edge - this is
01:05:28
moving from one question to another
01:05:30
edgewise means essentially women are not
01:05:32
complex you are made essentially like
01:05:35
men and not from his scraps
01:05:39
torso but the solution is only in
01:05:42
in Russian and they said male energy
01:05:44
plus female minus Minus not giving birth
01:05:48
maybe when women began to be destroyed
01:05:52
who knew this
01:05:54
everyone who believes but who knows is strong
01:05:59
By the way, the word Vera Veda ra means
01:06:02
when they destroyed the women they ran into trouble themselves
01:06:05
have you seen what Europeans look like?
01:06:07
women like ours are our most beautiful in
01:06:10
world because we have no one
01:06:12
they destroyed women, dads were womanizers
01:06:14
they wouldn't allow execution in real life
01:06:16
half a billion women in Jurmala
01:06:19
many concerts are recorded for
01:06:20
television Look who's sitting in the hall
01:06:22
beautiful Slavic girls And you PJ go
01:06:26
German look you see there was
01:06:30
the Inquisition is not an American Chingachgook
01:06:33
Big snake with
01:06:37
plastic surgery could not be used to execute people
01:06:40
women oh no wonder we still have
01:06:44
What expressions Yes, even by expressions
01:06:45
Again I keep turning to language
01:06:47
the clues they say
01:06:50
the battle
01:06:54
fight the right attitude towards women and but
01:06:59
they executed women, they violated what was important
01:07:02
Yin and Yang male and female energy
01:07:05
the balance has been upset in Europe, this cannot be done
01:07:07
do and as a result they are rude to us
01:07:10
My friends for television especially and
01:07:13
I hope they don't cut it out, they'll say it once
01:07:15
us coffins and about them they executed a woman
01:07:17
energy and steel
01:07:22
[applause]
01:07:24
[ __ ]
01:07:30
and they also teach us how to live, this is for me
01:07:35
like democracy and human rights
01:07:37
now think about what the story is like
01:07:40
was from my point of view and you will understand
01:07:43
that I'm right, we are not aggressive
01:07:45
no wars have been unleashed in history
01:07:48
World War we did not have a colony
01:07:50
we have never had one colony and we
01:07:52
we handed it over Yes, we need to bother more
01:07:55
keep them
01:07:57
We didn't have slavery, we didn't
01:08:00
transported slaves from another continent
01:08:02
the British still boast that
01:08:04
they looted the British all over the world
01:08:08
shot Indians with cannons
01:08:11
tied the famous
01:08:13
Sepoy Mutiny They still haven't
01:08:16
Repentant world for dropping atomic bombs
01:08:20
bombs we never had crusades
01:08:23
We were with the name of Jesus among the nations
01:08:27
We never beat the crusaders after
01:08:30
sensitive lake the crusaders stopped
01:08:32
to exist is to be what
01:08:34
stupid to get on the ice in knight's
01:08:39
latakh and were stupid and remained stupid and
01:08:44
have always been the most aggressive
01:08:46
the British give me one old sailor
01:08:48
told the British are killing Chuck from
01:08:51
guns so they don't [ __ ] on
01:08:54
Palu always feeds seagulls with our hands
01:08:58
there are also Indians nifhi there
01:09:01
Nanai Golds Koryaks we have never seen them
01:09:04
conquered always came in peace
01:09:07
the Chukchi said there you want to become Vasily
01:09:09
let's get up if you don't want to
01:09:13
Fedor and and they call us Yes they call us
01:09:18
aggressive real case way up
01:09:21
the American population has already been brought to this
01:09:23
what was broadcast on American TV after
01:09:26
Georgia there was panic in the state
01:09:33
Georgies are stupid, well what can I do and
01:09:37
one woman posted on the site they say
01:09:40
Russian tanks are already on the streets and I don’t see them
01:09:43
I see our boy answered her in Russian
01:09:47
know how to hide
01:09:50
Ninja don't come out
01:09:54
nowhere on your
01:09:57
give in to the kitchen and they will spare you
01:10:04
oh but Great Britain set it on us
01:10:08
Napoleon turned towards us
01:10:10
Hitler today countries for Kole Baltic
01:10:13
on us
01:10:15
unfolds Estonians Latvians believe it
01:10:18
to me only one Latvian says it like this
01:10:20
exactly he said you are Russian aggressive
01:10:22
talk Why did you attack the seam under
01:10:24
Poltava
01:10:27
I tell you how they ended up there, you tell me
01:10:29
can you tell me you invited them there?
01:10:32
anyone Of course we are aggressive we are under
01:10:34
Stalingrad killed
01:10:36
Germans this is an inadequate use of force
01:10:41
was And now I will continue the thought I started, friends
01:10:44
mine are those who changed their sexual
01:10:47
Western orientation I don't blame them
01:10:50
feminine and masculine energy is disrupted
01:10:54
they make up for the lack of this energy
01:10:57
doing holy work
01:11:00
clumsy quite disgusting for me But
01:11:05
but well well they do this kind of thing that's why I
01:11:08
I don’t blame them They are gay But those who are Us
01:11:11
teach you how to live
01:11:20
[ __ ] and this whole story with Georgia
01:11:23
amazing
01:11:25
NATO at least we will stop believing in what
01:11:29
By the way, I remind you about the Georgians
01:11:32
3 years ago I said NATO Apparently very
01:11:34
uneducated if it wants it this
01:11:37
NATO wants Georgia to join NATO
01:11:41
they can dress the Georgian army Well I
01:11:43
said 3 years ago in Georgia never
01:11:45
there was an army in Georgia
01:11:49
choir if you dress them in NATO uniforms
01:11:52
there will be a choir in NATO uniform
01:11:55
[applause]
01:11:57
look this is amazing they are ours
01:11:59
tanks are their tanks of the same production
01:12:01
practically because they are from Ukraine
01:12:03
received and When the Russian troops went
01:12:07
their Tanks turned and the Georgians fled from
01:12:10
own
01:12:12
tanks for them Now the aircraft carriers have arrived
01:12:15
brought weapons and diapers
01:12:19
uh new diapers
01:12:21
it will be so good, you know what
01:12:24
Georgian collection of toasts and Constitution one
01:12:27
and the same book
01:12:29
And by the way, the word Georgia comes from
01:12:33
old phrase Mountain Russia but
01:12:37
no one mentions this today either
01:12:40
parents forced Saakashvili from childhood
01:12:42
follow the regime. That's when he had
01:12:45
a dream was born for the whole world to know about
01:12:47
Saakashvili regime
01:12:51
And as a child, Saakashvili dreamed of becoming
01:12:54
In the end I didn’t become a taxi driver But
01:12:56
he has no desire to bomb
01:13:00
missing Not me
01:13:03
[applause]
01:13:13
postbank
01:13:15
Therefore, instead of his mother's breast, he
01:13:18
sucked father's
01:13:24
tie
01:13:26
and recently Saakashvili came to
01:13:28
clairvoyant and she screamed that she saw
01:13:31
above her head there is a long beam of astral
01:13:34
light, to which Saakashvili proudly remarked
01:13:36
that this is not a ray of light but a leash from
01:13:41
Washington now I at least understand that
01:13:43
means Caucasian
01:13:48
shepherd and finally and finally how she reported
01:13:53
Saakashvili's intelligence
01:13:55
sent NATO leadership 10,000 bottles
01:13:57
Georgian wine for warming according to calculations
01:14:00
Saakashvili, when NATO heats up, will begin
01:14:05
expand Well, Europe will not remain in
01:14:08
debt and will be lifted soon
01:14:10
films georgian
01:14:13
patient film about Bush from Saakashvili
01:14:15
Advocate
01:14:16
of the devil there will be westerns in the USA now
01:14:19
renamed to
01:14:21
what will come out on screen is fantastic
01:14:25
Human
01:14:26
Georgian second series M 5 last
01:14:32
Borjomi filmwatch
01:14:41
[applause]
01:14:55
film about a Georgian combat detachment
01:15:03
special numbers will be given to Nicholas Sarkozy
01:15:07
they say Medvedev now has a certificate
01:15:09
gives disabled people in Russia so that he gets benefits
01:15:11
I flew all the time to Georgia from Russia
01:15:14
By the way, in Georgia they say chewing
01:15:16
new elastic band released in the form of ties
01:15:18
Saakashvili
01:15:20
he called Bush Sash supported promised
01:15:25
support if the Russians enter the war
01:15:28
he says why he didn’t bomb
01:15:30
Russia And the bogeyman told him honestly
01:15:32
because of oil I could but because of
01:15:37
Borjomi I understand why the Baltic countries
01:15:39
support The point is that
01:15:43
leash-roulette
01:15:47
with the dachshund the worst
01:15:52
creature shrill
01:15:56
and she runs around the owner like that and suddenly
01:15:58
behind the fence the handsome Great Dane is a dachshund
01:16:02
instantly pressed against the hostess and the hostess
01:16:05
put her on a leash right away and what a difference
01:16:08
This one has the nastiest dog
01:16:11
started on a leash, let go of the leash
01:16:15
they will not bark these countries they are on
01:16:18
leash so they bark them six countries
01:16:20
which Shavkat on us there are six of them Poland
01:16:23
Georgia Ukraine Latvia Lithuania Estonia
01:16:27
do you know what they are called big
01:16:31
[applause]
01:16:34
six poor these are the leading countries
01:16:37
old Europe They understand with Russia
01:16:40
you can't quarrel, they climbed up
01:16:42
Russian gas in Soviet times Europe
01:16:45
Why did you live so well Yes because
01:16:46
Russians because Soviet Union
01:16:48
supplied gas for priceless prices, here it is
01:16:50
rose and now she is poor because
01:16:52
that they set normal prices in Germany
01:16:55
France is bearing the brunt of this big
01:16:57
six and they are terrified when
01:17:01
they force you to do some kind of blockade
01:17:03
Neither France nor Germany blockade Russia
01:17:05
will go for it, you know why they already
01:17:07
fought with
01:17:16
With Russia they already know how it ends
01:17:19
But England She always
01:17:24
and today only they decided to take revenge
01:17:27
after all, Russia Despite the fact that
01:17:29
no measures were taken against Russia
01:17:31
accepted into
01:17:34
In the European Union, England took terrible revenge on us
01:17:36
now I don't know. Have you seen these reports?
01:17:39
they didn't send a military band
01:17:41
bagpipers to
01:17:44
for us this is Revenge, this is Revenge, nobody
01:17:48
Not
01:17:49
expected but the big six countries
01:17:52
responded and some others responded
01:17:55
and also decided in their own way
01:17:58
confront Russia and arrange your own
01:18:02
blockade of Poland in washing powders
01:18:04
which will not be supplied to Russia
01:18:06
sprinkle more blue
01:18:10
back in Poland they promised to cut granules from
01:18:13
film Four Tankers and a Dog of All
01:18:16
Russians
01:18:17
characters And the film will be called two
01:18:20
Polish tankman and one
01:18:23
Georgian and Marat concerts will be banned
01:18:26
Caballe because she has a figure
01:18:27
reminds
01:18:30
matryoshka doll Greece nalasa
01:18:35
Greece will force the singer Demis
01:18:37
Roussos change his last name to Demis
01:18:41
Georgian To irritate even more
01:18:44
Russian Estonians agreed to speak in
01:18:46
twice
01:18:53
slower
01:18:56
Belgium Belgium will unfurl a fountain
01:18:58
pissing boy aside
01:19:03
Russia will demand the US as a sign of protest
01:19:07
bring everyone back from Russia to Colorado
01:19:09
Colorado
01:19:12
Zhukov but the most terrible Revenge of the plan
01:19:18
She will throw Ukraine into the territory
01:19:20
Russian puppy photos without
01:19:23
makeup
01:19:28
Russia said that such insinuations
01:19:31
will not tolerate and therefore will answer
01:19:35
adequately in the near future
01:19:37
the Russian government will send to England
01:19:39
500 balalaika players
01:19:45
1500
01:19:49
spoons and
01:19:58
and everyone will play upset
01:20:01
instruments on the streets of London
01:20:05
next night I'm afraid to tell you
01:20:08
honestly decided also in
01:20:12
Send all monuments to Tsereteli to Georgia
01:20:18
[applause]
01:20:24
We really won't have enough of ours
01:20:28
land and finally warn the US If
01:20:32
Georgia will be taken into
01:20:34
Russia will invite NATO to the CIS
01:20:40
[applause]
01:20:43
China West in general so you know after
01:20:46
I finally understood the Second World War
01:20:49
the Slavs cannot be conquered
01:20:52
Why are the Slavs invincible because they
01:20:56
they have an animal love for the Motherland. How
01:20:59
deprive the Slavs of love for their Motherland and make
01:21:03
This is their life so that they want everything
01:21:05
become a trader because traders don't have
01:21:07
The traders' homelands are where the profit is, and
01:21:10
Homeland today they say double
01:21:12
they don't have double standards
01:21:14
They have the same standards. Where are the money?
01:21:16
there really is only one standard, here it is Russian
01:21:20
fairy tale Kolobok already
01:21:22
warned this as a warning volume
01:21:25
what can
01:21:27
happen Kolobok loves to read parents
01:21:31
for children But the fairy tale is absurd That's why
01:21:33
she might like a piece of bread
01:21:35
dusty roads
01:21:39
in general, according to the first plan, well, absolutely
01:21:42
some kind of crap
01:21:45
who wants it in their mouth anyway?
01:21:49
take the meaning
01:21:53
friend
01:21:55
there is absolutely such a secret meaning
01:21:57
which when you solve it you understand
01:21:59
why do children like children so much more?
01:22:02
smarter adults smarter Here I am
01:22:04
for example, I became more intelligent when I became
01:22:06
listen to what your daughter wants and
01:22:08
that's when I read her the fairy tale Kolobok
01:22:11
suddenly I realized what we were talking about
01:22:13
in Russian Kolobok meant the sun - this
01:22:16
on its side around the Sun This is our Earth
01:22:19
baked ba bab and
01:22:23
grandfather
01:22:25
grandma grandma and grandpa
01:22:28
that's what grandma and grandpa are
01:22:32
the essence of the creator is male and female and
01:22:35
the bun rolled and they dried it
01:22:38
the four elements processed everything very
01:22:40
exactly and rolled into orbit Kolobok
01:22:43
Our land met a wolf and a bear and
01:22:46
aggression and war and conflicts survived everything
01:22:49
The gingerbread man didn't survive the redheaded bastard
01:22:53
bidding
01:22:57
I do not mean
01:23:01
Tymoshenko I’m generally afraid about Ukraine
01:23:04
make jokes jokes come true me 3 years ago 3
01:23:06
years ago he said this about Tymoshenko
01:23:09
pale with a braid for Yushchenko
01:23:13
history will always come, chroniclers
01:23:18
wrote as the traders wanted to see
01:23:22
who paid for the work of a chronicler here
01:23:24
today Order the St. Petersburg chronicler
01:23:26
write a chronicle, they will write to you about
01:23:29
arrival
01:23:32
St. Petersburg in Moscow hung on trees
01:23:35
Muscovites chased drunken wild boars and
01:23:39
Drank vodka with the bears and
01:23:43
samovars were concocted like this
01:23:47
of us people and Rurik the Swede when Rurik
01:23:51
the Swedes came and hung on the trees between
01:23:53
by the way, Russia was called a country
01:23:56
Gardarika officially
01:23:59
Germans wrote our history of cities under
01:24:02
controlled by the Romanov Germans so that you
01:24:05
knew and so as not to be unfounded I tell you
01:24:07
I will say that I was at the excavations of cities
01:24:09
Southern Urals 3,500 BC
01:24:13
there are several cities where our people lived
01:24:15
ancestors of Trypillia 6,000 years before ours
01:24:20
era Polish peninsula 6,000 years before
01:24:23
AD this is all our ancestors lived here
01:24:25
this is all
01:24:27
sweeper And Voronezh I’m even afraid of you
01:24:31
say 40,000 BC before
01:24:34
construction of Egyptian pyramids 37,000
01:24:37
years old Americans came there not like that
01:24:39
fools turned out to be digging and excavating
01:24:42
today they are promoting the idea that life
01:24:45
Reasonable went from near Voronezh to Europe
01:24:48
This is not true, not entirely true, but from the North
01:24:51
not from the south it occurred to anyone that life
01:24:54
the earth spread from Africa you in general
01:24:56
you know there are a lot of monkeys in the south
01:24:58
one does not become a person
01:25:01
alone And you know why And she feels so good
01:25:04
on
01:25:05
in the south they already have a solid Bounty
01:25:08
monkey life began in the North Intelligent
01:25:12
keep your head cool North means everything
01:25:16
Faith Faith and Reasonable Speech appeared on
01:25:19
our territory is the covenant of the monkeys
01:25:23
Norilsk
01:25:25
they will become people
01:25:28
will survive and given the living conditions in
01:25:31
Norilsk they will become ours
01:25:36
people I have already mentioned the city which
01:25:39
It was recently excavated but is 3,500 years old
01:25:43
BC and I flew over this city
01:25:45
by helicopter with
01:25:46
English archaeologist and he looks like this
01:25:49
from above and he knows Russian with him
01:25:51
it was easy to communicate and he looked at me like that
01:25:53
helicopter and swears all the time
01:25:55
he doesn't want us to have our own
01:25:57
story they don't want to believe that we
01:26:00
tree roots and they are foliage we can't
01:26:03
ruin they will wither then But it's complicated
01:26:07
very thought for them it is difficult to force
01:26:10
Americans think after hours and and
01:26:14
and it was so unpleasant for me, I say A
01:26:16
Why are you surprised? You're from us
01:26:18
happened He says How so he so he
01:26:21
through clenched teeth at me
01:26:23
looked
01:26:25
said something wrong but correct Judging by
01:26:27
to everything and says How so I say well how
01:26:29
Well, the English language is a stump
01:26:31
Russian language And what was the feeling with him
01:26:34
it was that he swallowed Russian winter
01:26:37
fur
01:26:41
hat Well, fortunately he knows Russian, I told him
01:26:43
I say, please look who it is
01:26:45
knows English now it will be interesting
01:26:47
who doesn't know I'll explain it bad
01:26:50
in English this is the Russian word poor
01:26:54
it's good in Russian
01:26:58
Good for
01:27:01
how should I speak
01:27:03
in English
01:27:05
interpret as Baiba
01:27:11
heads are our words
01:27:14
ancient up Opa threw
01:27:21
they said
01:27:27
lady lady
01:27:31
Lada No not Lada Kalina No No No No
01:27:35
Lada girl they think it’s their words
01:27:38
boutique
01:27:40
booth look carefully you'll see what
01:27:43
these are booths It’s interesting that there are a lot of words
01:27:47
I could cite approximately I once
01:27:49
check in etymological dictionaries
01:27:51
English
01:27:53
m
01:27:54
there are even indications of a coincidence
01:27:57
with Slavic they just don’t know yet
01:27:59
that it came from us to them, but it’s us to them
01:28:01
Let's try to explain Although it's difficult
01:28:03
To be honest I speak English sometimes
01:28:06
from Russian and French from Ukrainian
01:28:09
Well, Ukrainian, for example, is the best for you
01:28:11
I’ll give a vivid example of how mlyn mlyn is
01:28:15
Mill in Ukrainian and Rozhev pink
01:28:18
Rozhev n Moulin Rouge
01:28:21
Here But this is what the Englishman tells me
01:28:27
it can't be I'm saying Yes I'm telling you
01:28:28
Well, English words are abbreviated
01:28:30
Russian words sock but juice like
01:28:32
in English they need juice faster
01:28:35
speak faster to get money
01:28:38
that's why they shorten the words compress
01:28:40
war in
01:28:44
into a piglet
01:28:53
there are so many words like this I can’t
01:28:56
load you go to the site
01:28:59
Look there a lot
01:29:01
examples No it's an Englishman saying it
01:29:03
it came from us to you I say yes no
01:29:06
dear and after that I told him
01:29:08
gave examples he had a face and eyes
01:29:10
not just a person swallowing our hat
01:29:12
and having swallowed it in its original form, this is how
01:29:17
as if it weren't Goshi
01:29:23
these words arise in nature by
01:29:26
meaning, but English words have no meaning
01:29:29
like snow
01:29:31
in English dream Well, just this
01:29:34
information about snow, what is snow here?
01:29:38
snog
01:29:39
shake off in Russian words there is always
01:29:41
the meaning of spa in English is ridge too
01:29:44
there is no point and this is the Russian word spina
01:29:48
Why does it make sense for us to sleep?
01:29:53
with instructions on what to sleep on if you want
01:29:55
be healthy and not live long
01:29:56
think about doing this It was for
01:29:58
ancient and not for those who overate differently
01:30:01
behind the ridge with their snoring they don’t even know
01:30:05
where does the word Russia Russia Herodotus come from?
01:30:10
AD over several centuries he wrote that in
01:30:12
in ancient times, Herodotus wrote that in
01:30:15
in ancient times the Volga was called the river
01:30:18
to the Nile and the country around the radiance of ra
01:30:22
So this is the shine in English Shan
01:30:27
Rashan is Rasha but they lost these
01:30:31
knowledge they themselves came from the Volga Such
01:30:33
boys
01:30:35
they separated like that, they were like outcasts
01:30:38
boys Like Solntsevo like Balashikha
01:30:41
they were active and wanted to fight
01:30:43
trade they were shaved so them
01:30:46
the Britons called it
01:30:48
and they went to the islands there
01:30:51
there was great fraternization from here
01:30:55
Britain they worshiped Slavic
01:30:57
God is good from here Wales and God is good God
01:31:02
Scotland was formed this way
01:31:05
the most interesting thing is that it seems
01:31:08
no joke, but the name of these people was Celts and
01:31:11
they left the Volga many thousands of years before
01:31:13
AD therefore only on the Volga
01:31:15
an expression from
01:31:20
Celts What a word
01:31:22
the nose shows the accuracy that it is still from
01:31:26
us to them because there is a nose in our word
01:31:29
there is no point, but the nose is
01:31:33
therefore bears the nose and diarrhea of ​​one
01:31:40
the root is the scientist Dragunkin, he is generally
01:31:42
put forward a theory I like her so much
01:31:44
cool because well, in my opinion it’s very
01:31:46
modern that they really were
01:31:47
guys like that, guys like that And they said
01:31:51
on a Russian hairdryer Well, what is chaos at home?
01:31:55
Haza and have
01:31:59
grab mail mail
01:32:04
"baby" only "malyava" meant writing and
01:32:07
yel makes no sense flu mashroom
01:32:12
in English Yes, fly agaric specifically they are
01:32:15
only gtsg and remember which you can
01:32:18
there was a sniff of soup
01:32:21
eat is the word
01:32:24
grabbed happiness and
01:32:26
happy already in these words
01:32:29
the psychology of these people manifests itself and
01:32:32
they rarely washed they rarely washed only
01:32:34
when lice appeared so wash
01:32:37
in English
01:32:41
[applause]
01:32:43
louse and they betrayed their ancestral family
01:32:48
memory That's why they don't have names
01:32:51
we have relatives, a virgin daughter-in-law, a brother-in-law
01:32:55
they have nothing they have everything in law brother in
01:32:57
in-law aunt in-law boys specific
01:33:00
were And what luminiferous ones did ours have?
01:33:02
the names of the princes you compare are visible
01:33:05
psychology of our ancestors Oleg prophetic
01:33:08
Yaroslav the Wise Borislav the Brave is with us
01:33:12
these words were Christmastide Yaroslav they had Karl
01:33:16
fat herald blue-toothed Richard Hare
01:33:19
ears Philip pig legs this is nska ra
01:33:25
Sigismund Podova friends
01:33:29
mine and when we fill them with their words
01:33:32
we fill our living language with
01:33:34
carrion Glamor GL is Gloss and MR
01:33:39
- this is death Glamor is the Gloss on
01:33:43
carrion their words sound right
01:33:46
only when you hear them in Russian
01:33:49
Ministry
01:33:52
Mister
01:33:56
radical changes for the sake of
01:34:02
Why is this a warning?
01:34:05
imagine what words we
01:34:07
fill our tongue with what vibrations
01:34:10
luminiferous police cute
01:34:17
people sometimes ask me if there is
01:34:20
English stump of Russian What is it
01:34:22
American American is a miscarriage
01:34:24
English first I’ll tell you why
01:34:27
America is also a very correct name I
01:34:29
Am at the beginning am am But no one knows
01:34:33
what does I am not a scientist mean?
01:34:36
English linguist doesn't know where it comes from
01:34:38
Yes, our ancestors had it
01:34:40
expression I eat therefore I am And
01:34:42
it became abbreviated later I am I am
01:34:47
turned into I That is, I eat A is mine
01:34:52
AMM America am am am am and Colum was
01:34:57
Russian Yes, only a Russian could sail to
01:35:04
India on Cyrus sailed to
01:35:07
India discovered America But he was such a sucker
01:35:11
that they didn’t even name it all after him
01:35:14
This
01:35:16
I'm not categorical, I think that
01:35:19
some words still have to
01:35:20
go into our language but those who do not
01:35:22
replacement Well, here's the word deodorant Well, how are you
01:35:24
Replace it, it’s clear that we didn’t have
01:35:27
deodorants, but the Russian is not going to
01:35:29
he anointed him with tar
01:35:31
armpits says
01:35:34
smelly
01:35:38
antivac we receive the item along with
01:35:40
by its name yes Then I understand of course
01:35:43
Well, what do you call a mobile phone?
01:35:46
trendo
01:35:47
the air conditioner is ringing
01:35:52
cold there is no replacement well only fat
01:35:57
sos epilator
01:36:14
Mahjong is more emotional we are talking
01:36:17
there is no one Not only is there no one else
01:36:20
no this is an emotional expression
01:36:23
so don't say there is no one they
01:36:26
stingy on this matter they are two negatives
01:36:28
will not tolerate and therefore they often
01:36:30
the expression is more accurate as they say I
01:36:33
I watch television i Watch TV And we
01:36:36
we speak and the French watch television A
01:36:39
we watch TV
01:36:42
so we don’t think that ours
01:36:44
expressions are often inaccurate words
01:36:47
exact and the expression is later and that’s it
01:36:50
I'm already upset, our program has gone astray
01:36:53
only our woman could tell the full
01:36:55
empty bus
01:36:59
places And I remember I was still on the train traveling to
01:37:03
the institute woman comes up and says yes
01:37:05
I'll sit down
01:37:08
face Well, if the face is in the right place then
01:37:12
basically you can sit on your face
01:37:15
Of course, only our teacher to the student
01:37:17
says Wait, go sit down, these are three teams
01:37:21
together
01:37:22
you see, this is some kind of business
01:37:26
we are missing a little bit of this
01:37:29
business development so maybe we
01:37:31
fill with foreign words you know
01:37:33
Scientists have proven that those who think
01:37:36
in Western languages ​​they have more developed
01:37:38
the male hemisphere of the brain seems to be
01:37:40
Slavic languages
01:37:42
Women's Yes, when an American is with his
01:37:45
male hemisphere studying Russian
01:37:47
tongue went to the toilet at the airport he
01:37:50
also returned with mermaid eyes Koto
01:37:53
sit on
01:37:55
splits because he can't figure out how
01:37:58
could have said the toilet is closed
01:38:04
lunch for this you don’t have to try with your mind
01:38:07
understand Well, that's it
01:38:09
that's all And don't pay attention to it
01:38:12
attention Yes, we have female logic
01:38:16
Only our woman, by the way, prevails
01:38:19
When asked, will you have tea with or without sugar?
01:38:21
answers More likely yes than no, this is How possible
01:38:24
you need to understand with your soul and you don’t need to
01:38:28
Even the brain tries to turn on only ours
01:38:30
women Arriving at the store two questions in
01:38:33
one immediately asks how much this thing is
01:38:35
worth it and why so
01:38:38
expensive it's emotional
01:38:41
thinking my friend bought a meat grinder and
01:38:44
I asked my husband to show me how it works
01:38:46
meat grinder on
01:38:52
fingers of women who are learning to drive
01:38:55
car to a normal logical question What
01:38:57
means a solid line on the road
01:38:59
it is forbidden to answer correctly then
01:39:01
The next question is asked: Why two
01:39:05
stripes then she says it strictly
01:39:08
this is forbidden
01:39:10
taka
01:39:11
this is that is that in general This is generally this This
01:39:16
only Russians have three stages
01:39:19
prohibitions
01:39:22
forbidden
01:39:25
oh strictly prohibited and strictly
01:39:31
It's forbidden, it's an emotional form
01:39:33
there is no logic in this expression of prohibition
01:39:36
eating is forbidden at all
01:39:38
this is some bad advice someone gave
01:39:41
you don't even need to pay at all
01:39:43
attention is strictly prohibited, this is it
01:39:47
you need to pay attention to something there
01:39:49
interesting So we have to go eat
01:39:52
peeking is strictly prohibited
01:39:55
you should definitely go see it because
01:39:57
that this is possible but only for those who
01:39:59
forbade it
01:40:03
We all have our own advantages in the language in Western
01:40:07
its advantages This would be combined, but
01:40:09
our basis on our natural history
01:40:12
basis Well, no information yet
01:40:15
on the door on the door of a certain institution on
01:40:18
the first floor is only in Russia
01:40:20
We don’t have solariums or fitness centers.
01:40:24
at all
01:40:27
no point at all
01:40:31
no exclamation point and no certificates
01:40:35
We don't even have a toilet. We don't have anything to drink either.
01:40:40
Not
01:40:41
we'll give it and whoever knocks will demolish it
01:40:46
head off, well, every cloud has a silver lining, they have their own
01:40:50
We have our own advantages, but we have retained them
01:40:52
imaginative thinking imaginative thinking
01:40:54
digital is easy to learn, but they already
01:40:56
figurative cannot be understood Therefore they have
01:40:58
for example, how two people address loved ones
01:41:00
words everything dear and Khana Medovaya everything
01:41:05
imagined no our man is not a bot two
01:41:10
in words, dear Medova - it’s okay And
01:41:12
wonderful and amazing and beloved and
01:41:15
sweet and beloved, that is, so that
01:41:18
no eyes at all
01:41:19
we looked and you’re awesome, what can you do with it?
01:41:24
tell one to his wife he said you are mine
01:41:26
he apparently meant maximum weight
01:41:29
He
01:41:30
he didn't even call her half and you
01:41:32
my dears
01:41:35
weight Only ours can call
01:41:37
representative affectionately to your soul mate
01:41:40
representatives of the flora and fauna of chrysanthemums
01:41:42
dahlia Forget-me-not eye You are my pansy
01:41:45
one and my Dandelion you have flown around
01:41:49
cheesecake you are my dear little fish chick
01:41:53
titmouse One of my friends named his wife
01:41:55
crow affectionately crow horror someone
01:41:58
Horse you are my someone horse
01:42:00
Residential This tree you are mine
01:42:03
Birch Ryabinushka Birch you are mine
01:42:05
curly gnarled
01:42:08
women men Bee he works when
01:42:11
hamster stump you are my chopped off
01:42:14
in the fog ram eagle goat ottoman you're mine
01:42:18
bedside table you are mine wardrobe you are mine
01:42:22
crocodile
01:42:24
and everything is gentle in the West, this is impossible
01:42:27
what a fantasy celery you are my dear
01:42:30
dumplings you are my sticky one
01:42:33
peach apple in the west will not
01:42:35
call products
01:42:38
cute hotdog you're mine
01:42:41
dear old dog, you are my beloved one of
01:42:45
Englishmen married a Russian wrote
01:42:47
I got a letter that he was still learning Russian
01:42:50
for several years he was
01:42:52
I'm sure the old goat is affectionate
01:42:55
Russian wife's appeal to her husband
01:43:00
[applause]
01:43:02
We still have one more example for my husband
01:43:06
analog thinking And they have
01:43:08
digital By the way, when computers
01:43:11
will switch to analog forms in
01:43:13
computers will be the language of communication
01:43:16
Russian language is a new generation
01:43:18
computers and then English
01:43:21
kirdyk because there is no imagery there
01:43:23
enough How are you doing Fine And that's it And if you
01:43:28
answer no Fine you will have a scythe
01:43:31
watch We also have some now
01:43:34
digitized already how are you doing great A
01:43:36
many still answer how they are doing and Well this
01:43:40
it's scary I have to tell you Oh you
01:43:43
you know, my son went to school, he stole
01:43:45
shows skeletons and organs
01:43:47
Why do I need to know our sun?
01:43:51
question how to do what is it Translate to
01:43:54
another language is not allowed How are you doing?
01:43:56
says best there, let's say this
01:43:59
it's indecent to say in Western society
01:44:01
or how are you as in
01:44:03
in a fairy tale it’s like it’s not possible to describe it with a pen
01:44:07
keyboards
01:44:09
cash of our fantasy is amazing How
01:44:12
things are as white as soot, try it
01:44:14
translate this how are you? Like a zebra's
01:44:18
Just
01:44:19
philosophy
01:44:22
By
01:44:26
normal
01:44:27
no one in the West will answer that
01:44:31
It’s clear that life didn’t work out right away
01:44:34
lately that's all
01:44:39
untranslatable peoples do not have such
01:44:41
thinking too, a young girl is suitable
01:44:45
guy on the street says how are you I hear
01:44:46
She says You know At least Love is from evil
01:44:48
but you're an [ __ ]
01:44:52
dream and this is just a pearl
01:44:55
literary grace How are you doing
01:44:58
women asks Is this necessary?
01:45:00
concoct an answer like a parrot
01:45:03
the cat pulls its paw across the floor and he screams
01:45:07
joyfully
01:45:11
let's go we kept our imaginative thinking
01:45:13
my friends I really don’t want to lose him
01:45:17
we have gained renewed interest among young people in
01:45:20
poetry, youth are not as bad as they seem
01:45:23
to my generation I recently walked past
01:45:24
monument to the block of 30 young people reading
01:45:27
Blok's poems, they're just drunk True
01:45:29
All
01:45:31
but well the craving itself
01:45:34
wonderful people are strong not in the economy but
01:45:38
with his spirit if he wakes up to poetry
01:45:41
interest means people are drawn to life
01:45:43
spiritual and they confused the words of the blog
01:45:45
in your own words retellings it’s night damn there
01:45:49
Street
01:45:50
type lantern in kind
01:45:54
hop no man
01:45:57
So one girl wrote me a letter
01:46:00
why did she get married nowhere in the world
01:46:03
that's how they won't get married and fall in love
01:46:05
She fell in love with her fiancé when he
01:46:07
on a first date under the moon on a bench
01:46:10
in the park he passionately told her about
01:46:13
Synchrophasotron device is
01:46:22
how she writes on the second date when
01:46:25
from the point of view of quantum mechanics
01:46:28
told her why brine helps with
01:46:30
hangover here
01:46:32
This is how our normal youth grow up. They
01:46:36
they don't buy jewelry they don't care about smoke
01:46:39
antique shops Apparently this is what it is
01:46:42
protest against our generation and
01:46:44
Well done, you know there was an SMS survey in one
01:46:46
reality show these could be the answers
01:46:49
only with us and this shows that we have
01:46:51
not yet
01:46:53
only mei about SM money poll Is it enough
01:46:56
Do you have money to live on? Yes, 5% no.
01:47:00
95 cost of sending SMS 50
01:47:06
rub Slavic syndrome I would call it A
01:47:10
Another thing I like about young people is this
01:47:12
that your sense of humor is amazing and you
01:47:14
you know a sense of humor will help us out
01:47:17
in Hollywood films we laugh
01:47:21
I'm just kind of serious
01:47:29
shushvalovka
01:47:34
nuno americos is ver and the devil is like that
01:47:37
The monster is such a cobweb in the ears of snot from
01:47:39
the cobwebs flow out like the devil
01:47:42
present another film e at
01:47:45
which also caused laughter in the hall and
01:47:48
grew
01:47:49
policeman ran along the embankment catching up
01:47:53
boat leaving for
01:47:55
sea ​​and what a secret there was when the main thing
01:48:01
to the hero in the last scene of the Hollywood
01:48:03
movie, teeth were knocked out in the hold of the ship
01:48:06
anchor chain
01:48:08
my beloved came up and immediately asked
01:48:14
ok and there is one bruise like this
01:48:17
I'm sorry, I'm so red-faced
01:48:20
V
01:48:21
ketchup
01:48:23
Okay, they Americans now understand that
01:48:27
Russians have the most powerful literature and they
01:48:29
they are now trying to ironize our
01:48:31
novels they feel that in Russia
01:48:33
powerful energy oh young guard
01:48:37
This will be a tough nut to crack
01:48:39
such a Koshevoy But the main thing is They are Chipaeva
01:48:42
are trying
01:48:43
film I'm afraid to tell you too
01:48:46
don't tell anyone but plays
01:48:51
Negro Political Correction, because he
01:48:54
fought with the whites and they
01:48:57
so but the main thing is my hope is
01:49:01
children are a completely new generation of children
01:49:04
gods, and unfortunately we make them out of them
01:49:07
people and today many children write to me
01:49:10
They are involved in this game, they feel
01:49:12
that I'm telling the truth about the Russian language they
01:49:14
This is how they play on the Internet in general, the Internet
01:49:17
became some very positive tasks
01:49:19
it’s up to you to decide and for example a boy writes to me
01:49:21
7 years old Uncle Mish you said you can’t
01:49:24
unravel the word dog and I immediately understood
01:49:26
it's coming from the side of the hunter, I don't know
01:49:29
Whether it's true or not, it's an interesting idea.
01:49:32
one wrote a boy The air carries it
01:49:35
spirits in general are very interesting observations
01:49:38
It’s the children who do it, but one made me happy
01:49:42
next Mikhail Nikolaevich you solved
01:49:44
our word is the police and I guessed their word
01:49:47
police police are cute faces
01:49:50
Are the police filthy?
01:49:53
normal generation rast and one wrote
01:49:57
a letter to me guy well this is a masterpiece with
01:50:01
this can be Mikhail Nikolaevich I
01:50:03
became interested in Slavic mythology and
01:50:05
found a mythological rare creature
01:50:09
writes I don’t know whether you know it or not, but this
01:50:12
Chubais in Belarusian chubs Chubais
01:50:15
in Lithuanian And we have chubas in my opinion
01:50:18
Listen, I checked it like this
01:50:21
Interesting
01:50:24
this is definitely the third mythological charger
01:50:31
creature small house dirty trick
01:50:36
[applause]
01:50:41
depicted as a red rat with a human
01:50:46
[applause]
01:50:49
face it
01:50:51
Magical with some kind of ambassadors to the future
01:50:55
and the right ambassadors. What kind of me am I?
01:50:58
game among children
01:50:59
poisoned the words in the return But
01:51:01
indeed our language is so
01:51:03
Divine and magical what's back
01:51:05
very interesting read for example Rome
01:51:07
there will be no peace where Rome is, as it were
01:51:10
this knowledge is encoded spirit back
01:51:13
something bad, something that is not spiritual, something bad
01:51:17
Kirkorov Voro Scream like this
01:51:21
By the way, he didn’t go back recently
01:51:24
watch a ballroom dance and told him
01:51:26
it's disgusting to watch him dance to
01:51:31
the phonogram and the deputy read back
01:51:35
when Tautou became deputy
01:51:37
Pete, I’m looking at them, well, stupid
01:51:40
the flights of the surname are very interesting to read
01:51:43
Putin is not stupid really not top when
01:51:47
he appears on television I am others
01:51:49
I can’t watch shows at all
01:51:51
the feeling that he did not study in the KGB, but in
01:51:54
other side
01:51:56
absolutely from those who were imprisoned in the KGB but
01:52:00
I really like that he's here
01:52:01
what he thinks, what he says, no one can translate
01:52:03
maybe in the world that he
01:52:04
says this literally Translate
01:52:07
impossible These poor poor journalists
01:52:10
who are interviewing her, they are sitting
01:52:12
like this
01:52:14
through the eyes of a scientist with a net
01:52:17
rotel got here they are nothing at all
01:52:21
understand the summit in Russian in St. Petersburg
01:52:24
gangway Well, I didn’t come to share the common fund
01:52:28
eight and decided by the Italian Prime Minister
01:52:32
humiliate
01:52:33
Russia needs to work a little bit
01:52:36
at eight
01:52:37
and told Putin something in Russia with
01:52:40
the mafia is not ok ok italian
01:52:41
he will tell us all about the mafia
01:52:45
Putin became insolent and immediately caught him and said
01:52:47
Mafia is not our word
01:52:51
Italian
01:52:58
Oh, when was the conference C
01:52:59
with journalists how he answered
01:53:02
poor foreign journalists when he
01:53:04
said Teach your wife to cook
01:53:07
in the kitchen the world is choked with options
01:53:13
translation the Japanese translated Misa
01:53:21
soup
01:53:23
This is Putin's wife's rap, which means it was given out
01:53:26
for this purpose But the effect did not turn out to be for everyone
01:53:30
his expression took out something he was asked
01:53:33
is there something there, does he have money in
01:53:36
offshore banks And he says okay
01:53:38
took out something worn and smeared it on
01:53:41
no one can even translate this on paper
01:53:47
everyone started walking around each other
01:53:49
asked a friend what he had in
01:53:53
I mean it's snot
01:53:57
there was one time I saw when Putin did not
01:54:01
I knew what to answer once in my life
01:54:04
when Bush is at the same summit, well this
01:54:06
the pepper is rare
01:54:07
and white nights
01:54:10
yes, and he asked Putin why
01:54:14
rockets rise over the Neva at night
01:54:21
installations
01:54:23
this is the only case when Putin does not
01:54:25
knew that
01:54:26
answer with his eyes
01:54:29
looked at double-barreled guns like this
01:54:31
he looked at Bush and said
01:54:34
Let's go have dinner here
01:54:36
Well, Bush immediately forgot that he
01:54:40
asked By the way, according to psychologists on
01:54:43
a person's adult life is influenced by
01:54:45
the influence of toys that were not in
01:54:47
in childhood, for example, George Bush loved
01:54:49
play
01:54:51
soldiers the cow went to bed with
01:54:54
plush monkey
01:55:00
And Vladimir Putin had a groovy
01:55:09
teddy bear they say by the way Putin is very
01:55:12
answers interestingly in campaigns to
01:55:13
questions I have never witnessed we
01:55:15
We don’t know each other, but they told me about it here
01:55:18
asked who will be the next president
01:55:20
in some company and He advised with
01:55:22
film Return
01:55:26
resident but returning to our children I
01:55:30
I have to tell you this is already hooliganism
01:55:32
complete But after what comesd brings
01:55:35
Club that's what I'll say it's generally this
01:55:37
fairy tale fishermen and fishes but children write to me
01:55:40
Mikhail Nikolaevich We play this game in
01:55:43
back but it’s so scary sometimes
01:55:45
boy pitne 9 years old I'm already 3 years old
01:55:47
interested
01:55:51
word of a Russian child 9 years old his 3
01:55:54
Ledo is interested already, that’s good
01:55:56
the word and not Ledo I read and understood about
01:55:59
[ __ ]
01:56:00
another one of the little ones was written back by his uncle
01:56:04
Misha, I'm afraid now after this one
01:56:07
the game you started to go to the toilet
01:56:11
because I read the word backwards
01:56:12
toilet, well, after that I was afraid for 3 days
01:56:14
go there because the toilet is backflowing
01:56:21
for a long time you rejoice Well, I say children of the Sun
01:56:25
they feel they need to learn one child
01:56:28
wrote taco but you can’t speak from the stage
01:56:30
but I'll say it anyway and not to
01:56:34
cut out so they could see that it was youthful
01:56:37
thinking remains Oh he writes I read it
01:56:40
the word potency on the contrary ready potency
01:56:43
on the contrary, there are no eggs
01:56:46
[applause]
01:56:51
oops, there's no way to explain this
01:56:55
impossible my friends summing up
01:56:58
I swear I'm sure that thanks to the language
01:57:02
which
01:57:03
preserved, here we are after all
01:57:05
rotting for a long time but we will never rot
01:57:10
rotting for so long
01:57:12
a country that has never
01:57:21
zagnitkov
01:57:23
in general we can hardly be
01:57:27
otf That's just ours if you watched the movie 10
01:57:31
since he'll go watch it anyway
01:57:33
comrade for the eleventh time and
01:57:35
will go with his beloved for the twelfth time
01:57:37
girl and on the thirteenth together with
01:57:38
a girl and her boyfriend will go watch
01:57:40
tomorrow they will meet him and break him
01:57:44
everything will be fine for the Brotherhood
01:57:47
only Nosh can quit his job 31
01:57:51
December
01:57:52
but because his shift fell on
01:57:54
New Year's Eve he can't imagine it
01:57:57
let him not care about the salary and
01:57:59
only ours can go overnight for
01:58:02
city ​​climb a rock Well, to get under
01:58:06
moon seagull
01:58:09
this won't happen in the west because
01:58:11
that this is futile from the point of view
01:58:14
arrived and only ours can wash
01:58:17
a purchase worth three times even
01:58:20
no need to continue, everyone knows
01:58:24
continuation only ours is not a young father
01:58:28
a person can at 8 am in a crowded
01:58:30
subway car standing on one leg and holding
01:58:33
briefcase in the other hand to solve
01:58:36
Japanese tricolor crossword simple
01:58:42
pencil only with us any young
01:58:45
a person can work as a security guard or
01:58:50
programmer code
01:58:53
hello omen
01:58:57
bad Yes, we are not a case herd
01:59:00
our performers can so that the wife does not
01:59:02
swore to return home drunk with
01:59:06
a bouquet of flowers picked on the lawn
01:59:09
rumpled, smelling of vodka and in the morning
01:59:13
jealously inquire from her who she wants
01:59:15
flowers
01:59:17
Almost all of the women were happy
01:59:20
such a case Only ours steal books from
01:59:24
book
01:59:25
shops detained one asking
01:59:28
Why does he say as a gift to a friend He
01:59:30
I decided to justify myself. The book is the best gift.
01:59:34
only we have such a holiday
01:59:38
Friday which is celebrated throughout the country
01:59:42
each one together
01:59:44
for a week only at our factory they could
01:59:47
write a note if the bolt is not
01:59:49
it's a screw that screws onto the nut
01:59:53
we are called aggressive but our
01:59:55
fans after four grand
01:59:58
no victories after a football match
02:00:01
the incident did not occur anywhere in the west. This
02:00:03
Only here can drunken traffic cops
02:00:06
kissing drunk drivers all the time
02:00:11
[applause]
02:00:12
night Yes we are not formatted only ours
02:00:16
drinking seven cups at night
02:00:19
tea will be tossing and turning at midnight
02:00:24
and he still has to think hard
02:00:29
get up or endure everything until the morning
02:00:33
like yourself
02:00:37
wrote and only our young people could 9
02:00:43
May on Red Square, here it is patriotism
02:00:46
This is the love for the Motherland our young people
02:00:49
people on May 9 on Red Square with this
02:00:52
egi threw up the air shell-shocked war
02:00:57
veteran that came back to him
02:01:01
speech is one thing, but this energy would be Yes
02:01:05
for good
02:01:06
To the Motherland and then the words faith, hope, love
02:01:11
will come to life instead of SMS Glamor
02:01:16
ok thank you all
02:01:20
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Интересные новости и размышления Михаила Задорнова о нашей жизни, зомбирующем телевизоре и наших людях. ✔ Смотрите на Задор ТВ: ➡ Концерты Михаила Задорнова - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COHwi1ptDF1Xn0foRRdtiENH ➡ Михаил Задорнов Лучшее - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COHLuAbjhEnzhnulv1Fdx8_i ➡ Неформат с Михаилом Задорновым - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF3C82E9FA53388E1 ➡ Вещий Олег. Обретенная быль - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COH4LpR8BID9NeRDqs5rxGL7 ➡ Фильмы Михаила Задорнова - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COGAKy6NvutKIkgjuLrKbh_U ✔ Подписывайся на Задор ТВ ➡ https://www.youtube.com/mnzadornov?gl=CO

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