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00:00:01
[music]
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people Hello everyone As you understand from
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the title Today we have the revival of BMW
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That is why I am so cheerful and
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joyful because I adore the revival of
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BMW because you can once again
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prove to people that BMWs are falling apart
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and they are unreliable, especially since they are very expensive
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to maintain Well, okay this is all nonsense
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Let's get down to business So those who
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watched the video on the channel saw that on
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Oleg's birthday We came to the
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revival but unfortunately it didn't work out
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because it turned out that there was a car Well, it's
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as if he has obvious problems I
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won't spoil it for anyone who wants he
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will look, maybe there will even be a link here
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if he can’t find it, then in
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upset feelings we left And began to
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look for another revival, then I remembered
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that recently they wrote very interesting messages to me on strength. I’ll
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read it right now. Good evening. My name is
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Alexander. I want to invite you to
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revival of the BMW 5 series f07 GT with the
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n55 engine which is located in the Moscow
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region in Bronnitsy the problem
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is difficult starting the engine and when the
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engine starts it runs for a minute
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twenty minutes 20 seconds and stalls due to
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errors there is an incorrect signal from the
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crankshaft position sensor when the car is
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started you delete the error and it says no
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signal with the DPKV, what was done was the replacement of
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three DPKV sensors, the
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engine control unit was replaced for diagnostic purposes, the
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incrementing disk, also known as the master disk, was checked,
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the resistance of the injectors was checked, the spark plugs
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were replaced, the valve cover was replaced
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in the lvatronic fuel
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pump, the fuel pump control unit
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and also the vanus valves,
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but we have already run out of ideas, we we don’t know
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what to do with such and such a phone Alexander, it’s
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amazing your BMW broke down and you
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changed cars to diagnose it and
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nothing helps. Well, let’s
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be honest, this doesn’t only concern BMW
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and we have seen cases more than once when
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people on other brands also changed
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half a car when we were looking for some
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small fault, for example on a Land
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Rover with a fuse, there is another
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important point so that you understand, I
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wrote to a representative of the club service
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for BMW, which is located in Bronnitsy. That
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is, this is a club service that
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deals exclusively with the BMW brand, and
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even if they were able to find the problem, though
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they have a huge specialization in this,
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it must be clearly an interesting case,
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so we drop everything and literally the
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next day after the unsuccessful
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revival in Olegovsky Dr. we go to
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revive the BMW
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[music]
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So today we came here this time the
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BMW rider is a lair of the perverted
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owners of these German brichek We
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came here to bring to this club
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a little bit of a normal
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car, in short, there is
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some kind of BMW 07 standing here that requires
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Oleg’s intervention and the rest of us
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came just to accompany him
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Hello This is it Yes
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Tell me This is the car there
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were problems it was produced Yes
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complete excellent cars all it’s clear
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So it’s diesel to gasoline And I
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understood
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from her this way, that is, when the wack
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does it beautifully, it puts it all down there
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somewhere BMW
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like that
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[music]
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Toyota actually did fire
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that he doesn’t have 1000 rubles because
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yesterday he spent it
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on something else Oleg has already started
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repairing Oleg too early Let
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them let them complain about the hard life of
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a banbist As a result, the car comes to me
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at the beginning of spring So we successfully change
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this pipe the car seems to come to life,
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starts up normally, that is, six months
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ago it gets here
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wishes it leaves then period of time,
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difficult starting begins. That is,
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it starts on the camshafts, this is 100%. that
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is, the knee sensor stops
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participating in the operation mode of the car with
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Why they decided that she didn’t use it
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is the Next question
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When they use it, the car starts
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when they don’t use it The torsional
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torque is about 2-3
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minutes, two to three minutes
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in general, usually if the car it starts on
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the camshaft and then two turns of
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the crankshaft are enough to understand there is not enough
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error on the camshaft, the crank supply
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question, let's change it, we bought the first one for
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analysis, like all Boingvists, in principle,
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nothing surprising, so she again
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swears the
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uterus sensor, let's buy a new one, we buy a
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new one, not original, just
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like all militants put it this way,
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the problem hasn’t gone away. No wonder we buy it, put it up; the problem hasn’t gone away. It
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starts up and runs for about 20 minutes and
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stalls for about 20 minutes
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by mistake, that is, 80 seconds
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by mistake; and the engine
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doesn’t even have oil, the
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solution is to replace the engine,
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it’s crap again; the engine is waiting
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for the tax authorities. Okay, in short, there were problems
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the same, that is, it starts
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starting in about 20 minutes, stalls straight out in about 20 minutes exactly
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Clearly, damn, two errors,
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knee sensor, incorrect signal
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and second electronic engine blocking,
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yes, that is, BMW, if it doesn’t have a
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problem, but it artificially creates
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errors, to be honest,
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it doesn’t beat, it doesn’t maybe there are three
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new sensors, yes, it’s
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as if there were already such flowers
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there in a convenient place,
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water constantly floods under the car
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and no way, so there was a dental
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company for that’s why the motors, precisely because of
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this problem, also
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took the brains new block
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When
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new This means that somewhere I found a garbage dump
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So who is not just confused Yes, the words are
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new, different
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[laughter]
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the same nothing has changed, it means
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the problem is not in the
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knee block, it’s just blocked and that’s it Yes,
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I also had the same thought
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before the first owner of this car
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and he says there is no alarm system in
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Apatity, it wasn’t installed.
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The guys from Baltovraid came. What is this? They stood there,
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scratched, tested, touched, and touched the BMP.
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Well, who the hell
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knows and went home, but that’s not
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surprising,
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the guys from their ex came to work from
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the motorhome, and the
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mechanics also looked and felt
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this is not maybe
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this is the last option that I had
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is Let's screw all the wiring Let's move on
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it on the engine So who the hell knows
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somewhere there could be something it's the
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wires coming out from the knee sensor
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And you tried to look at the
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oscillogram here Yes you tried what happens
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when it passes minute 20 Nothing, just
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this feeling, someone just
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turned off the ignition, it just
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instantly cuts off and the signal from the DPC
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is cut off. In
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short, I’ll say it again in a nutshell, it
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means this is the situation the guys are constantly
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getting an error on the crankshaft position sensor,
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they changed the signal from the sensor three times for the PCB
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we changed the engine control unit twice, we
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changed a bunch of other things, we checked the wiring, but always the
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same result, the car starts and runs for about
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20 minutes and stalls constantly,
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let’s do a test experiment right now, it’s
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just important for me to
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understand that it really exists for about
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twenty minutes, so I really stop stop stop
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now I’ll just turn on the timer
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Oleg
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You have thoughts
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thoughts, there’s nowhere to
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store it
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now it’s
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waiting But what about 18 seconds but sometimes we
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can start the minutes again I want to see
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minute 20
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and it suddenly went astray Pay attention to
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how it turns how it starts
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[applause]
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10 seconds and where is 20 minutes, what’s
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happening, they just burned out from there
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to here, so far they’ve taken us for now,
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but now it’s less Oleg your guess
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Read
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[music]
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238 thousand mileage what are we looking for? She,
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in principle, covered her mileage there,
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according to my BMW manual it says 200
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thousand drove by, you throw out the car,
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they have dirty headlights from the inside, or I almost don’t
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understand
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You’re not a true fighter, but in
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any situation they just have a crap about
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everything about everything and let’s go further, it starts up and you
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can say thank you
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I already at that point began to build
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theories Let me become yours the place and the night
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to build my
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head tells me that perhaps
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there really are some remnants of some kind of
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blocking here that
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does not receive signals, so
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the time turns on. So I already said,
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wait Oleg But if there is some kind of
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blocking here, some kind of radio relay, then how
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can it stand on the crankshaft sensor
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because the wires go directly from it Directly
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there
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Well, the whole point is that perhaps we are
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not talking about the sensor itself, the crankshaft has appeared, but
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perhaps about some kind of sensor power wire,
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because the fact that an error appears
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only in the crankshaft supply does not mean that the
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other sensors are not the power supply is being decided,
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so perhaps you need to connect
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an oscilloscope and see if
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the voltage at the dacha comes at all. Put it on at these
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moments, does it disappear and how
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stable is it
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? Oleg Are you sure that here at all the power is somehow supplied to how many wires Well, although in theory it should Yes, I think that
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your idea is not bad Let's try to go
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this way, but first we'll still read
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the car
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That is, from what we left to what we came to
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permanent
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MAF detonation control system
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system error Electronic electronic anti-theft
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engine operating systems are
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blocked by electronic and
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anti-theft system and Flex Race
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dsflix Ray Oleg forgive me please I'm
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taking this away from you, but I suggest doing
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such a test, we are now removing errors,
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turning the car over but not starting it, we'll see if an
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error comes out or not. Apparently, He
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always sees it at the start,
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there are two sensors for this, the camshaft
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contacts
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will not be accessible at all,
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that is, look, I understand most likely what
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happens is why it turns it turns Turns,
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for example, the number of teeth on the
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drive disc or something it doesn’t like, it
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gets desperate, writes an error
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That is, it turns out that it doesn’t start
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until it accepts the error That’s
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good,
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that is, we now know exactly what kind of
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error it is it comes out before the launch and
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most likely the launch is delayed because of this
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error. That is, you can look at
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the number of revolutions. He sees it and now I’ll
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also look before the launch
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and say something, I
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don’t know, take the oscilloscopes and look.
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I’m just uncomfortable that I’m constantly
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offering it as if to shove everywhere
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Therefore, yes, that’s why I’m waiting until you
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communicate and say Well, Oleg is talking, you’re
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assuming that now it will be 0 And then
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some number will appear and it will start
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When to work
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now, I propose to do it like this, I
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propose to
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see what happens and I’ll explain what's
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funny, the only way he can
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track the crankshaft sensor is under the
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camshaft sensor, that's right, thank you
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very much, which means that if they
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show some nonsense beyond the camshaft,
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he will blame that sensor, which is
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one That is, DPKV and not on one hand Yes,
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everything is fine, fine
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so, damn it
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Eldar, when you get tired of it, tell me, but
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in general, this is all, yes, you tell me,
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we’ll immediately throw an osvolograph to all
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three sensors, let’s look at the coaxial picture,
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please Oleg, well, you’re
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like that, you’re depriving people like me working,
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damn it, I want on a whim, as always, damn it, I
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said when I get tired of it, I understand that I
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haven’t gotten tired of it yet, you understand, a
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week may pass before I said Oleg, come on,
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and what manufacturer do you, as a
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BMW expert, recommend from a
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non-original for BMW,
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why the
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cartridge Okay,
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but anyway not bad
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before it was better in my opinion we got
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into a hotbed before it was better in my opinion
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everything was better here only before so let's go
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try to start the car
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again did something which concluded the
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camshaft position sensors both now
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he won't see the revolutions now he won't
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will be able to see by the rotation of them
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no. He sees them on the crankshaft, we turn them
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until it starts, but it’s not going to
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start, it
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starts on oil, it looks like them, and
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now we connect it back at least
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one, we turn it
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enough to
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start now. What a mistake. Why is the
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crankshaft permanent again?
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look, one camshaft sensor comes out
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and she immediately condemns the knee
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Why Because this is the only
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sensor by which she can
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track it And what does this mean Oleg
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Correct While the attention is unknown
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the question was the engine ever taken from here for
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three years exactly the drive disk is installed
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on the flywheel next to it with a flywheel on the
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crankshaft at the back
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and watched
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it as they turned the engines, just
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looked
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and in what format there are
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textolite ones with magnetic stripes or
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or And there is even
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Yeah, well, yes, as I go Yes, but not
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textolite
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one of these problems is that the
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chips are magnetized and shavings in a
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BMW engine are normal, that’s why And
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so that’s why they started making aluminum ones
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so that they don’t become magnetic
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Oleg Your move Bring it on
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Wait,
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I thought you were going to say something
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Oleg again wants to see the
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synchronization of all the shafts with each other
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in general to see where they disappear there
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disappear and preferably in general
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here on the block
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[applause]
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blocking still you think Well, I don’t
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think yet there is not enough information
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to draw any conclusions words
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you are now a poor relative Mafon would
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take it off for now yes I
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have words tell me how you
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feel you understand that this BMW
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is dying here, suffering, and you
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specifically here, it’s useless,
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now you need to understand how the connector is removed
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from this block so that
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I can figure it out. I hope if you hear a crunching sound, I
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didn’t figure it out. Listen, a
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BMW has nothing in common with a
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Volvo bus, there’s also a red green
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stripe, power supply, see how much I
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can already confidently say that all
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these wires will most likely come from
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one common power supply, this is the power supply for the sensors
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Look how many of them
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[music]
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I’m asking, I’m looking
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[music]
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when Olegis Give me the needles I’ll take them
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right away You’re interested in 2 dprv Give
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the yellow one and blue according to the colors of the wires because
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we have yellow and blue there are no
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crocodiles doing anything. It’s just
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a cut on the wires.
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It’s just tough. When I heard it honestly, I
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just shuddered inside. Alexander, a BMW service representative, suggested that let’s just make a cut on the
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wires to connect the oscilloscope
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you those who watch the channel know how
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negatively I feel about people who
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cut wires because after that
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you can’t put heat shrink on an unbreakable wire.
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And if you insulate it with
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electrical tape, it’s still not the most
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airtight connection; in short, roughly
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speaking, this wire may
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begin to rot over time. More precisely can’t necessarily
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start, so I’m categorically against
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cutting or piercing wires to
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check some sensors, but
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it turns out that BMW service is fine with this.
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You’re so heartless. And what’s wrong with the word? Yes, thank you,
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please don’t suffer, why the hell does
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Oleg want to make sure that the moment
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when the car stalls on our unit from the
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control unit the power does not disappear at
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the output of the control unit if
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the power is lost then the signal from the sensor disappears
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Yes, so in terms of power supply it’s more likely not a question
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about the fall, the question is about what’s going on there in general,
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are there any drawdowns there?
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further, yes Well, naturally, the only
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normal continuation of this whole
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process is to connect
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an oscilloscope, you need to throw it on two
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camshaft position sensors and one
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crankshaft sensor in order to
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look at their signal and see
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how correctly the
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phases are synchronized, so
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here I could not resist Oleg and we
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connect the oscilloscope,
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maybe we’ll connect sensors after all Oleg Do
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you think it’s not bad for a long time we
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will look at the empty stripes it’s up
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to the side ones green
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And why were there two passes each
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this ah-ah-ah-ah
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second and has anyone even taken a
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kilogram from the crankshaft position sensor
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on this machine at least once
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and it was normal
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Right now we have something like this going on, I see a
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pass through, in short, Two passes
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after some incomprehensible period of
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time, this shouldn’t happen now we
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actually
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Maybe this is a unique disc with two
00:22:01
passes, there is a pass, yes
00:22:14
Look what strange gaps are needed for PCV
00:22:17
through 4 teeth
00:22:19
Slava Looks like we will now remove the
00:22:21
engine as you wanted,
00:22:24
look, our sensors are perfect, two
00:22:28
are
00:22:30
at zero Therefore, their readings are
00:22:32
the same, this is normal,
00:22:34
but this is much more interesting to me,
00:22:36
look every other time some time a
00:22:39
gap of 5 teeth and another gap
00:22:42
Let's see
00:22:44
Well, it's like I see a gap here and
00:22:49
no more gaps, as soon as we
00:22:51
took the autogram it immediately became clear that
00:22:53
something was wrong here because normally a
00:22:56
kilogram from any crankshaft position sensor
00:22:57
looks like a solid a
00:22:59
sinusoid with some kind of gap, that is, a
00:23:01
gap is just the zero point for the control unit
00:23:04
from which it counts the
00:23:06
number of Teeth. And here there are
00:23:09
two gaps in the naslogram and the signal also has a
00:23:12
strange scope: in some places it is large,
00:23:13
in others it is a little smaller. Can I
00:23:16
guess I’ll express my opinion? right
00:23:18
now right now yes the
00:23:20
master
00:23:23
discriminating master
00:23:25
disk In short, you need to climb to see
00:23:27
that it is standing right on your knees behind the
00:23:30
flywheel, that is, you need to remove the box, we act,
00:23:37
you said that now on Easy we’ll remove the
00:23:39
motor, raise the car, remove the box
00:23:42
Slava
00:23:44
garad
00:23:45
if you scratch it, do it like this, a little What to
00:23:49
do then of course right away Damn
00:23:51
Oleg is ruining everything Oleg is ruining everything
00:23:54
now look if Oleg weren’t there there wouldn’t be
00:23:56
oscilloscopes we’d be like this now with
00:23:58
you Slav Well, our general power supply to the
00:24:01
car is cut off
00:24:09
where it says that it starts with the
00:24:12
camshaft even if so she’s doing
00:24:16
well, these interferences just give
00:24:20
some kind of problem. That’s not the point, I’ll explain, she
00:24:23
turns the crankshaft once two or three times, she sees
00:24:26
that the crankshaft is normal, they don’t go further,
00:24:28
she writes it down as an error and starts it up, they
00:24:30
never get their bearings again.
00:24:35
If you think that I can
00:24:36
explain everything now No, it’s unlikely that
00:24:39
I’m talking about the fact that I now see a malfunction, we’ll
00:24:41
fix it further, we’re thinking maybe
00:24:42
that by eliminating this malfunction, the
00:24:44
error will go away at the knee, it will start
00:24:46
right away but stall after 20 minutes,
00:24:48
then we’ll look for why it stalls
00:24:49
after 20 minutes, this could be a completely
00:24:51
different problem in Oleg found a reference
00:24:54
Here is a short pass, a long one a little
00:24:57
shorter and here you have DPKV DPKV with your
00:25:00
teeth in the center of the long one, let's
00:25:02
go here Well, one of them actually has to This
00:25:05
one, respectively, I
00:25:08
can tell you which teeth we have
00:25:10
extra, here we have a short one long
00:25:13
medium long and here in the center This is the
00:25:16
correct missing teeth and these are the
00:25:18
wrong ones That is, they shouldn’t be But
00:25:20
these should be this is
00:25:22
why it most likely
00:25:23
starts poorly And why it stalls is
00:25:26
unknown and then it becomes clear that there are
00:25:29
clearly two problems in this car, one of
00:25:32
them is related to poor starting, the second
00:25:34
is related to the fact that the car stalls after about
00:25:35
20 minutes, you will tell me why this cannot
00:25:37
be one problem, I will explain the problem with
00:25:40
starting is clearly related to the
00:25:42
crankshaft position sensor, but this problem
00:25:45
cannot be influence the fact that the car
00:25:47
stalls after about 20 minutes because as
00:25:49
soon as the control unit judges
00:25:52
the crankshaft for itself, that is, for some
00:25:54
reason it says the signal is not liked, it
00:25:57
no longer focuses on it. It
00:25:58
works in emergency mode along the
00:25:59
camshafts and returns to the
00:26:01
crankshaft operation without it will not be able to restart, which
00:26:04
means that the car stalls obviously for another
00:26:06
reason. On this BMW on the m55 engine, as on
00:26:10
many modern cars, the
00:26:11
drive disk is mounted on a flywheel, which means that in order to
00:26:15
get to it you need to remove
00:26:17
either the motor, pull it out, or remove the box,
00:26:20
then remove it and get to it.
00:26:23
this master disk However, since the
00:26:25
guys still checked it, they had
00:26:27
doubts, they did not want to immediately remove the
00:26:29
motor or gearbox and said Let’s
00:26:31
do it this way, we will remove the manifold, remove the
00:26:33
starter and then we will have
00:26:34
some kind of access to this master
00:26:37
disk, we can turn it motors
00:26:39
look at it at least visually
00:26:40
before we do the global
00:26:43
work of removing the box
00:26:50
arrived earlier You did everything yourself and
00:26:54
now you can just ask and they
00:26:55
will do everything
00:26:56
cool Oleg Damn if now after
00:27:01
this everything works, then I
00:27:04
don’t know what to do, what to do
00:27:07
There is you have a normal doggie.
00:27:10
You have normal cars and the pestle is
00:27:12
kind, that the doggie
00:27:18
doesn’t like me, he speaks without cameras. Well, what are
00:27:20
you, you little
00:27:22
doggie, I
00:27:23
want to hug you, so come on
00:27:29
[music]
00:27:57
[music]
00:28:07
and the terminals are batteries they began to throw off
00:28:12
your horses quietly galloping
00:28:14
almost beyond the proverb, something about horses that
00:28:19
says
00:28:21
what it says Usually I just
00:28:24
say this when you make an assumption
00:28:26
and everyone has already made it for you a long time ago And
00:28:28
you get into trouble like this I
00:28:35
understand But the question is if when
00:28:39
the starter is removed, access to this drive will be
00:28:43
super
00:28:45
Slava I would have already tried on the
00:28:49
ratchet to the crankshaft pin and watched how
00:28:52
you would turn the crankshaft.
00:29:00
Well then you can unscrew the spark plugs and
00:29:03
turn it here
00:29:06
now Oleg doesn’t know what to do Yes Yes,
00:29:09
in general, I made beautiful pictures of my work and
00:29:12
showed them on an oscilloscope. Do you
00:29:14
believe in success? What
00:29:20
confuses me is that the guys said that
00:29:22
they took celograms.
00:29:29
No, you wouldn’t be confused by this
00:29:32
kind of oscillogram
00:29:37
like this Oleg
00:29:40
[music]
00:29:45
You can sit down
00:29:50
[music]
00:30:14
[music]
00:30:20
Holy [ __ ], they were pierced with nothing, so they were
00:30:23
still shrinking, the elastic was
00:30:26
constantly falling off And Oleg, you
00:30:29
’re using heat shrinks incorrectly
00:30:39
[music]
00:30:45
can they use a board
00:30:48
or something like that? It’s strange what I
00:30:51
found, I could be wrong. So I won’t make an assumption for now.
00:30:57
In short. I just turned the knobs and found it to
00:30:59
some point, I could be wrong,
00:31:02
but it feels like the
00:31:06
disk is ground down like this, it has a hole like this
00:31:11
[music]
00:31:17
[music] cool
00:31:29
master disk, look. So, in
00:31:32
short, yes, here you go to the disk, here
00:31:36
it is a full-width disk and now the step
00:31:39
begins, here it is, and it goes, I passed this
00:31:41
gap, here it is I noticed about it, I’m talking about it
00:31:43
And just a piece of it, just a broken piece of the
00:31:46
disk What happened, something
00:31:49
can’t be seen, not a damn thing, something
00:31:51
happened to me Well, in
00:31:55
short, otherwise the box will be in a
00:31:58
minute 20 turned off
00:32:06
Well, okay, at least we managed to
00:32:09
film here the question is not even that the
00:32:12
camera is better, the question is that Oleg is
00:32:15
better than Braves, he helped us, okay. Let’s remove the
00:32:19
motor box.
00:32:22
I suggested the box, you said the motor is
00:32:24
simpler,
00:32:29
that no one can do everything without problems.
00:32:32
They throw up their hands, it’s not clear what the
00:32:33
problem is, all the diagnosticians from the entire universe came
00:32:36
and no one could understand
00:32:38
why because people didn’t have a
00:32:40
Chinese endoscope, people didn’t have
00:32:43
a flograph, although it seems like you know that
00:32:46
these are figure-of-eight turn signals
00:32:48
Now yes
00:32:51
Well, as it became clear that there is
00:32:54
no way to do without removing the box, we
00:32:56
offered our services, they said, let’s
00:32:58
help you do it, the guys
00:33:00
refused, they said, we’re BMW Service, we
00:33:03
’ll remove it ourselves. Therefore, we simply had nothing to
00:33:06
do, we sat and watched the
00:33:08
guys remove the box
00:33:13
for work, and everyone knows their
00:33:15
work because it's a procedure on BMW
00:33:19
[music]
00:33:21
cheap joke about BMW like this guy
00:33:25
Damn I don't even know why everyone hates
00:33:27
BMW I personally don't worry about it at all I've been
00:33:29
driving for a long time and I don't have any problems, the
00:33:32
only thing I do is change the oil of the engine pads and gearbox
00:33:38
I'm the only one who laughed at the service BMW, it’s
00:33:40
not surprising Because it’s not funny
00:33:43
[music]
00:33:48
No, no at all You’re in vain to go to any
00:33:52
service
00:33:54
in any service,
00:34:07
and you definitely disassemble a BMW correctly
00:34:13
This is exactly how it’s done, it should be done exactly
00:34:25
Slava your heart doesn’t bleed,
00:34:30
you’re a person who the owner of this
00:34:32
car, he will see in the video how he is
00:34:35
the same if he was here with an ax chopping
00:34:38
them I hope that he will not come again
00:34:44
[music]
00:34:50
grinder welding chisel hammer This is a
00:34:54
BMW repair
00:34:55
in general the impact screwdriver needs to be turned
00:34:58
a little I am deaf
00:35:01
[music]
00:35:07
about
00:35:12
everything the
00:35:14
official dealer of BMW
00:35:17
Motorhome is coming, it hurts me, I’ll
00:35:23
bring a normal one
00:35:29
Oleg, well, you’re carrying it there
00:35:35
Oleg Bring it faster set I’m already running, running
00:35:39
straight, Come on, Oleg already, why are you
00:35:43
waiting so long, we’ve already unscrewed everything,
00:35:45
thank you,
00:35:47
that is, we’re
00:35:49
dismantling the floor of the car just to
00:35:51
get to the crankshaft pulley and turn the
00:35:53
engine That is, this is the time we are trying to get the
00:35:56
crankshaft Oleg, you know how to get the
00:35:58
crankshaft on a Tuareg, how to open the hood,
00:36:00
just open the hood and you've got it. No [ __ ], you
00:36:05
can
00:36:08
just have some kind of tin
00:36:11
Yes, that's why BMWs don't use
00:36:13
sealant correctly. Who said BMW doesn't
00:36:15
use it? sealant everything is correct for
00:36:17
what to salt the engines
00:36:19
endless people are suffering the car
00:36:23
[music]
00:36:40
then we will climb there Let's not
00:36:42
rush Damn well this is actually the end of
00:36:44
dangerous
00:36:47
Christmas trees are not enough Yes I'm generally scared jacks
00:36:50
they are not the most reliable things
00:36:53
Yes everything is in oil Everything is there protection damn it
00:36:57
[music]
00:36:58
protection There it’s just simple The Earth on it
00:37:02
carries away its oil carries away
00:37:07
[music]
00:37:11
Slava Krasava, let’s glory for
00:37:13
safety, it’s a
00:37:14
pity that you are promoting driving like this
00:37:22
[music]
00:37:37
in addition to all the above problems,
00:37:39
another strange one has arisen if you meet it
00:37:43
on a BMW but with a BMW It turns out there are
00:37:45
problems with unscrewing the bolts. I think
00:37:47
that this is the direct prerogative of only Mitsu
00:37:49
nifiga on BMW, this also occurs and
00:37:52
half the bolts refused to unscrew when removing the box,
00:37:54
but the
00:37:56
BMW service has its own approach in this regard,
00:38:01
it did not catch fire here
00:38:03
Oleg and you too during repairs
00:38:08
[music ]
00:38:19
minus-leiter is like this Well, now we
00:38:22
also have the engine box welded
00:38:28
in, it’s already burning normally
00:38:36
[music] we
00:38:39
’re sitting and doing nothing, you
00:38:43
see we found a problem, now we’ll fix it and
00:38:47
now they’ll fix it And then we’ll say how
00:38:51
great we did everything
00:38:52
[music]
00:38:54
wow finally people will see those who
00:38:57
work behind the scenes all the time in the
00:39:00
comments there are people who write
00:39:01
This is not just in the frame, but in fact there is an
00:39:06
engineering bureau that does everything for them,
00:39:09
we do
00:39:10
this These people
00:39:19
[music] the
00:39:31
first advice, [ __ ] it sat down on the forum
00:39:35
asking me for such errors on BMWs
00:39:37
that came from the USA, his first answer on
00:39:40
the forum is don’t waste your time
00:39:42
[music]
00:39:58
Well,
00:40:00
nothing has changed
00:40:02
[laughter]
00:40:06
continue to sit. Damn, I don’t know what not to
00:40:09
do; I’m actually so sad about everything now
00:40:13
look, we have to draw conclusions from
00:40:15
each jelly next time when we go to
00:40:17
revive a BMW, we immediately call and say,
00:40:18
remove the engine box and then we
00:40:20
come, we wo
00:40:21
n’t have any content and will find
00:40:25
another BMW so much and often I’m telling you
00:40:28
at my post office that’s 90 percent
00:40:31
requests this BMW
00:40:34
revival BMW Opel Peugeot Citroen
00:40:37
Mitsubishi
00:40:40
[ __ ] below I refuse more
00:40:44
Sorry thank you They speak better with BMW than
00:40:49
[music]
00:40:56
Slava Let's go play football
00:40:59
[music]
00:41:01
Yes Lyosha what's wrong with you
00:41:04
[music]
00:41:09
Oleg Cristiano Ronaldo
00:41:12
[music]
00:41:17
Oleg just hits the ball And
00:41:28
that’s it [music] And what should he do
00:41:33
[music]
00:41:44
tent come on
00:41:49
[music]
00:41:52
[applause]
00:41:55
[music]
00:42:01
now he’ll drive golf to another place
00:42:05
It’s a joke he moved the
00:42:09
neighboring Galaxy damn the
00:42:12
car you
00:42:13
’ll get from here what to do golf
00:42:16
you’ll get from here you’ll get there of course
00:42:21
Easy actually
00:42:25
oh
00:42:27
[laughter]
00:42:32
I was aiming like that on purpose
00:42:35
[music]
00:42:51
[applause]
00:42:52
[music]
00:42:57
So 10 hours later it finally
00:43:01
happened, the box is separated from the car
00:43:06
[music]
00:43:07
[applause] [music]
00:43:09
[applause]
00:43:13
in two places Holy [ __ ], here they are there are just
00:43:19
two omissions,
00:43:21
I wonder why there’s a damn error in the
00:43:24
crankshaft feed and why it’s not possible, damn it, all
00:43:27
hands are thrown away by the officials, the officials, people
00:43:29
come and won’t start, what’s the matter,
00:43:32
maybe it was better to watch the video about
00:43:36
Vasya and his Mercedes further
00:43:40
[music]
00:43:51
say something
00:43:57
Well and when we examined the master disk,
00:44:00
also known as the incrementing disk, it became clear
00:44:02
what the problem was; a
00:44:04
piece of that magnetized layer simply fell off, that is,
00:44:08
look at the incrementing disk; the output
00:44:10
disk looks like a circle on
00:44:11
the end of which
00:44:15
magnetic stripes are applied and it is them that the
00:44:17
crankshaft position sensor reads when they
00:44:19
pass in front With his nose, he
00:44:20
accordingly gives a signal in the area of ​​​​the
00:44:22
engine, and since this disk in pieces was
00:44:24
simply missing two pieces on which
00:44:27
these magnetic strips are located,
00:44:29
naturally the shaft could not give out the
00:44:31
correct signal, live, we'll see and
00:44:33
leave Yes,
00:44:36
two weeks Lyosha Lyosha is one of those people
00:44:40
who is
00:44:43
generally fine third Well, in
00:44:46
principle it’s not bad 4 Damn, I’ve already
00:44:48
hesitated to edit, they’ve
00:44:51
already hesitated to revive this car sixth Yes, why the hell I wo
00:44:54
n’t edit this and the seventh, like,
00:44:56
just let’s give it away and we won’t
00:44:58
release this video, we’ll take another
00:45:00
animation, this is Lesha by day on the 7th day
00:45:03
Eldar is such a Seventh day we will
00:45:05
fiddle with the wiring or is that all
00:45:08
Where is the nearest suicide booth
00:45:11
because for everyone it’s a video
00:45:13
lasting an hour and for Lyosha it’s a video
00:45:16
lasting 40-50 hours
00:45:19
repeatedly and they would
00:45:22
throw it in. Yes,
00:45:25
don’t throw anything in, that is, they
00:45:28
look the same, the principle of operation is the same for them
00:45:30
all are the same, but they have different
00:45:32
diameters and different numbers of strips, and
00:45:35
in the same service, since this one is already on the
00:45:37
service territory, there is also disassembly,
00:45:38
there are a bunch of different disks from other
00:45:40
engines and there is not a single one suitable for
00:45:43
this M55, so Alexander began to look for
00:45:46
where it can be found buy and it turned out that
00:45:49
there is only one such disk in stock in
00:45:51
Moscow, the rest are on order and it
00:45:53
is in Korolev So what are we doing, but
00:46:00
for today we are definitely taking everything,
00:46:06
look
00:46:11
Well, it’s so cool we arrived,
00:46:14
sat down and watched how the box
00:46:15
is removed, sparks for home welding it’s
00:46:20
better to look at the welding than at the Citroen
00:46:23
So
00:46:25
Okay ok okay then that’s all for today
00:46:29
and we’re planning to come here tomorrow then
00:46:32
you please
00:46:33
Assemble everything at once so that tomorrow we don’t
00:46:36
waste time and we’ll probably do the same thing as
00:46:38
today at 12 we’ll arrive and we’ll
00:46:41
look and tinker further
00:46:43
So the next day comes, we
00:46:45
come to the service station in order to
00:46:47
continue the revival and immediately notice
00:46:49
some kind of inconsistency; this BMW 07 is standing on the
00:46:52
street and instead of it the service station is completely
00:46:54
different, in my opinion, five 39, we approach
00:46:57
Alexander with the question why we
00:46:59
won’t continue the revival And he tells us
00:47:02
Hello,
00:47:04
and you were waiting for us
00:47:06
that it started up and started working
00:47:10
now there will be a story
00:47:12
In short,
00:47:15
then why did they come just two o’clock in
00:47:18
the morning
00:47:20
And you fixed it yourself Well, that
00:47:23
means Let’s go look at
00:47:48
the relay, we found the wiring, it was
00:47:51
radio controlled,
00:48:08
and the second thing is that Zhenya insisted that it was
00:48:11
not a disk because I personally
00:48:12
killed myself that this is exactly the case. But it turned out that
00:48:16
the drive was the master and the second moment after it
00:48:20
started stalling they sent this error to
00:48:21
come out, electronic engine blocking,
00:48:24
that's all and off we went, replacing the brains, replacing everything,
00:48:31
cut everything out, everything is fine.
00:48:35
Well, in terms of how much it works
00:48:36
now yes
00:48:43
[music]
00:48:58
maybe you're just offended by us
00:49:01
yesterday's trolling for this one is
00:49:06
being removed after 2008, and that is, if
00:49:09
we throw mud at these BMWs, then that's
00:49:11
normal, but if it's 53, then we might
00:49:14
get hurt. 53 is the best car of
00:49:16
those. I met you
00:49:18
in a nutshell. I’ll explain when they
00:49:21
brought the disk and had already assembled the car.
00:49:23
They were assembling the box at some point.
00:49:25
Somewhere there, while tinkering in the car, they saw a
00:49:27
strange relay. And it turned out that this was the
00:49:30
same radio relay that we had
00:49:32
originally talked about. It turned out that in this
00:49:33
car Once upon a time, some kind of signaling
00:49:35
was still there and there was a tricky radio relay
00:49:37
that just started to
00:49:39
fail over time and periodically turned off the car
00:49:41
because of which it went deaf exactly after 80
00:49:44
seconds after about 20 minutes and they just
00:49:46
discovered it along the way, so
00:49:48
we got the second fault I didn’t even have to
00:49:50
look for it, it was eliminated by the service itself.
00:49:52
If you’re thinking now, look how
00:49:54
hot he is, he thinks that’s all for today.
00:49:56
Like, if we didn’t succeed here,
00:50:00
right, we’re now afraid of
00:50:09
this car. Thank you, but we’re not
00:50:12
such curvatures, this is for Oleg, this is for Oleg, we have him
00:50:16
swells in the evenings Oleg, this is his
00:50:18
oscilloscope. I only
00:50:21
drink isopropane, it’s time to move up to a higher level,
00:50:24
it’s Oleg’s birthday, the
00:50:27
day before yesterday, September 14th
00:50:28
was his birthday. Thank you Oleg, in
00:50:31
fact, it was all a deception, we came up with this
00:50:33
revival to to give you a gift,
00:50:35
it was all an order, we broke
00:50:38
the disk, we put it in, we removed the box, we put it
00:50:41
in there, we put the box, we assembled the car, we
00:50:42
came here as if nothing had
00:50:44
happened, it was all an order, to
00:50:46
give it as a gift.
00:50:48
Cheerful, resourceful, as it turned out,
00:50:51
now I’m just calling it the ability
00:50:53
to adapt, it’s national, you’re like that
00:50:57
it’s impossible to acquire this is
00:51:00
natural flexibility, any situation when it
00:51:03
didn’t happen If it were necessary, it would suddenly be
00:51:05
if I was there in 1941, I obviously
00:51:08
spoke German suddenly, if it’s absolutely in
00:51:10
order And in pure language Without an accent
00:51:12
Thank you It was a lot of fun if I did
00:51:16
something to someone I offended you. I'm sorry. It was all
00:51:19
a joke. Okay, if you need anything, please
00:51:22
call, thank you, nice to
00:51:24
meet you. You're cool, cool
00:51:26
guys, even though you're a [ __ ]. Well, they all have their
00:51:28
Disadvantages.
00:51:31
There's another important point that
00:51:34
I'd like to explain if any
00:51:36
of you wants to steal now. this BMW-
00:51:38
type service, the guys couldn’t find
00:51:40
the fault for a year, and you arrived here in a
00:51:42
few hours and found it. Don’t
00:51:44
do this. Alexander Initially said that the
00:51:47
oscillogram was taken from the sensor, the
00:51:49
incrementing master disk was looked at,
00:51:51
and therefore he automatically kept in
00:51:54
mind that there was clearly no problem there. We
00:51:56
too there was such a situation if you
00:51:58
watched the video about Pathfinder, we
00:52:00
tinkered with the car for 9 days
00:52:02
point-blank, we didn’t notice the malfunction
00:52:04
because we were sure that the system was working
00:52:06
properly, because the owner said that it was
00:52:08
all checked, but in the end it turned out that
00:52:10
this was the problem and it’s the same here if
00:52:12
you were filming swologram and you know that
00:52:14
everything is fine there, you automatically
00:52:16
throw out of your head the thought that she
00:52:17
could be here, and we arrived with a fresh
00:52:19
mind, so naturally we
00:52:21
questioned everything and found her where
00:52:24
Alexander was sure that she would not be there.
00:52:25
Therefore, guys, you shouldn’t be negative
00:52:29
to this service Damn, I don’t know, I
00:52:31
personally liked them
00:52:33
in general, fire I don’t know, I got so high and
00:52:36
during the revival, while I was
00:52:37
watching this video now, he was all so
00:52:39
cheerful and soulful, I hope you
00:52:41
liked him, that’s all somehow so everyone
00:52:45
so far as
00:52:48
always in the end Oleg saved everyone

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